Everwood · Season 1
You had a phone call from New York. You know someone named Skuz?
He was only over at our house every day.
Well, Rachel Laquer is having a mondo roof top party before winter term. And let me see if I got this right: 'she's totally hot for you're ass'.
I got in a fight with Colin, and he ended up in a coma. I bitched at Bright, and his appendix ruptured. I sort of needlessly bit your head off the other day and haven't apologized yet and I don't want you to end up in the hospital before you go. Call me superstitious, but...
You have got to be without a doubt the strangest girl I have ever met.
Remember last week it was really cold. You tried on some of your old sweaters.
I got too big for them.
Yeah.
I couldn't move my arms.
That's kind of how I feel about Everwood. Make sense?
I think so, except you're not too big; you fit here.
[about Dr. Abbott being nice to everyone] Mom what's dad doing?
He's having a mid-life crisis dear.
Mother, I want to ask you and Irv if you would do me the honor of joining us for a Thanksgiving meal?
Come again?
It would mean the world to Rose and the kids and of course, myself.
Is this one of those hidden camera shows?
[about Harold] Well, I guess it finally fell out.
What?
That stick up his ass.
You're going to have to stop doing that, you know.
What?
Saying stuff that makes me want to kiss you.
You too.
[they kiss]
I hear you're working narcotics, Detective Friday.
You know, the speed at which news travels around here defies the space-time continuum.
Well, I'm friends with Irma's daughter, Lily, and she is freaking out.
Well, I would be too if I found out my mother was growing more weed than Cheech and Chong combined.
[seeing Andy standing in his bedroom doorway] Why are you doing that lingering thing you do?
Well, I don't want to force a conversation.
That'd be a first.
You know, you may need to be there for Amy.
Well, Amy and I aren't exactly talking much.
Really? When did that happen?
A while ago.
How'd I miss that?
You were busy being clueless.
That's my job. So what happened? Did you two kiss or something? [Ephram gives him a startled look] I'm not that clueless.
I don't know what happened. One day she's kissing me, then I make the mistake in giving her this stupid mix CD and now its like I'm the Okumo and she's Shiva the Destroyer. [Andy looks at him, puzzled] Manga reference.
[about her son] How was he?
Well, I'd say he was a little angel, but there were too many witnesses.
Oh boy!
Well, I learned how to make a cape, how to unclog a toilet and how to remove a chewy cookie from a VCR.
How come you're so smart?
I'm not, believe me. If I was, I'd be wearing a warmer jacket right now… and I wouldn't be telling you to go back to your boyfriend.
I've always been fond of you. I'm just, you know…shy.
Name one thing you like about me.
One thing, how ‘bout a thousand. You're sensitive. You're extremely clean…
Bright told me about you.
Look, I don't know what Bright told you but he's running on empty as far as brain cells are concerned.
[about Colin] You two friends now?
Kind of. It turns out we have some things in common.
You mean Amy?
Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with Amy.
So, why aren't you sitting with him?
Because of Amy.
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