You know, there's a reason men don't wear ruffles.
It's not that bad. If this were 1775, you'd be a total chick magnet.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
So, what's he like? Colin.
He's a charmer. You know, he's the kind of kid who forgets to mow your lawn for two weeks, then when he finally comes, you end up paying him for three. I think he was All State football. And pretty smart, too.
So he's basically like God.
MMole
Nice truck, Hart. Too bad it's your Daddy's.
Whatever, McNally. Like I can't drive this whenever I want.
MMole
I'm sure you can.
Besides your brother there is still the kid who threw up on the DMV guy during his driving test.
Ephram, what are you doing here?
I wanted a Twix.
You came a long way.
Well, there's two in a pack, and I only wanted one. I needed someone to share with.
I just wanted to touch base with normal for a bit.
You definitely called the wrong person then.
I am sorry. For being such a jerk about the dance class.
No you're not. You just don't want me mad at you any longer because it's uncomfortable for you.
I'm scared. I don't want to change. I don't want you to change. I like things the way they are.
Everyone changes; we can change together.
That's not always the case. Look at the Keys. She went one way, he went another; now where's either one of them?
We are not the Keys, Harold.
Well I'm sure even the Keys didn't think they were the Keys until they... were.
What respectable practitioner has 15 free hours on his hands?
Me.
I said respectable practitioner.
If he suddenly wakes up tomorrow, are you and I gonna become total strangers?
Strangers? Ephram, I've shared more with you in the past few months, than I have with anybody in my whole life.
You know, when your mother died, a thousand people said a thousand stupid things to me and I just wanted one of them to give me a reason not to die.
Do me a favor, you know how you normally behave?
Distant and miserable?
Yeah. Do the opposite.
You don't know my father-in-law. Not only is he one of New York's premiere transplant surgeons...he's also the best dad who ever lived. He somehow managed to perform over 150 liver transplants a year and never missed a single birthday. Oh, and did I mention my children worship him?
He also walks on water?
Oh, jogs on it. Does push-ups on it...One handed push-ups.
This is the diner. We eat here a lot.
RRuth
What do you mean, a lot? Doesn't your father cook a meal every once in a while?
Only if he's feeling cruel.
Are you drunk?
Not enough, but hey...we can fix that. Toss me a Heineken!
You think this is funny? It's bad enough that you're drunk, and don't think we're not gonna talk about that, but you had to pick this weekend to become a teenager? You haven't been to a party since we've been here and now, all of a sudden, you're getting plastered and arrested? If you wanted to embarrass me in front of your grandparents, you're doing one hell of a job.
Oh, right...I forgot. this is all about you. I got myself arrested, just to make you feel bad about yourself.
That's not what I meant, and you know it.
[Sarcastically] Hey, look at me...I'm super dad. Let's fish and make waffles. I've got news for you, they're not buying it. But don't worry...If you promise to raise my allowance, I'll promise to give you a hug...right in front of Grandpa.
JJacob
Getting what you want is easy. Knowing what you want -- that's the challenge.
[voiceover] No matter how old you are, it's hard not to get excited when snow starts to fall. Because, so long as it keeps coming, no one can make you go anywhere or do anything. All life's rules are suspended...The best thing about snow, other than snowballs, is that it has an equalizing effect. Snow can take any object or situation and make it pretty just the same. Couldn't care less what's underneath...It's not just that snow makes the world pretty. Snow gives us all a second chance. Snow cleanses. Hiding the sins of all with no prejudices, favor or blame. Everything gets to be pure again. If only for a little while. Which might be all you need.
Like it or not, you tend to have an effect on my moods.
I've seen your moods. That's a lot of pressure.
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[To Amy] It's nothing you do on purpose, but... it's like when you're nice to me, there's nothing I can't do. And when you're mad at me, it's all I can think about, you know? Then you say things like: 'maybe you should move on' and it sticks with me for a little while, you know? You're in my head.
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