What's going on between you and Colin. I mean...why are you being all buddy-buddy with him?
I'm not being buddy-buddy with anyone, alright. He approached me.
He did!. . .I mean, he did? Why?
I don't know. Maybe he thinks I'm pretty.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
WWendell
Dude, what are you doing? The popular table beckons.
So?
WWendell
So? You can't say no. That's like saying no to free comics. Or saying no to making out with Gwyneth Paltrow. Such things just aren't done.
When will you be home?
Usual time. Unless the schoolyard pusher has some good stuff.
Why can't you go look for him?
Because I'm on the team.
Is that what they call this wooden plank?
Look just go find him, nutsack.
Carl used to be Everwood's version of Tom Cruise. I suppose that appeals to a certain woman, you know the type. Rugged...athletic...young.
Why don't you ask him out, Harold?
[At the basketball game] Why is the Abbott kid waving at you?
I don't know. Probably needs help counting the points.
Are you dilated yet?
RKRev. Keyes
I'm not sure, but everything has a rainbow halo around it. You look like Jesus.
I get that a lot.
GGemma
I like hanging out with your brother. He doesn't have a lot of facial hair so I can kiss him for a long time without breaking out.
Yeah I saw.
[about the ski trip] I gotta go! It's...it's a church thing...to cleanse my soul.
Oh please! I delivered a baby that was the product of last year's bacchanal. It's just an excuse for your friends to drink and exchange hickeys. It does more damage to the Catholic church's reputation than the crusades.
I didn't know you were going on the ski trip.
Well Gemma's goin'. And I go where the booty goes [Imitates whip cracking]
Later in my life, when I am in therapy you'll be able to take most of the credit.
Where do you think Bright and Gemma are?
Probably groping each other somewhere on a gondola.
[in a letter to Julia] Dear Valentine, come away with me. If I had a day with you and you only, I would enjoy the simple things. The things that, in the end, when time steals the rest away, are the only things we'll remember. I would paddle you across a still lake in a rowboat and read poetry to you until you fall asleep and I would never think about the hours. Dear Valentine, if I had one day with you and you only... I would admire every line of your face, every strand of your hair... Every graceful movement of your hands or your eyes or your body. If I had one perfect day... Don't you see? My heart beats only for you. Dear Valentine, these are the things I remember of my love. A warm hand, a warm breath. Your warm mouth. Your arms around mine... I remember feeling safe, cease-less. Like one person. The two of us still, at rest, entwined... I remember how I felt the first time I kissed you. It felt like the high dive. What do you remember? How will I ever know what was inside your heart? Where did they go? All the things we think and feel but don't say. Dear Valentine... These are the things I never told you. These are the things I need you to know. That I loved you always. And my love was so big, it lives still after you're gone. I'd like to tell you that I would do it differently. That if I had one more day I would do everything right. But I know that isn't true. I'd make all the same mistakes. That is except one. I wouldn't say goodbye.
Okay, I challenge you. To an "I Hate Everwood" contest. I'll go first. I hate the fact that the egg rolls at Gino Chang's smell like lasagna.
I hate that everything here is a 'fest'. Thaw Fest, Fly Fest, Pie Fest. What does that all mean? And what's so festive about catching some fish or watching some guy melt?
I hate that they call it 'Main' Street. It's the only street in town. They should just call it 'Street'.
Do you have a subway map of another city covering one wall of your room?
Do you choose colleges based on how far they are from here?
Have you ever had a dream that you were trapped underground in a sewer full of mice and woke up disappointed to discover that you were still in Everwood?
Do you have a packed bag and a plane ticket in your room?
C'mon.
If you don't believe me I'll show it to you.
No, I believe you. I still have the bag packed...I just haven't bought the ticket yet.
Ephram? What are you doing here.
I found him after school at the post office hanging around the outbound mail box. I think someone was trying to return him.
I wish.
Laynie's cool, isn't she?
Huh?
Laynie. The two of you looked like you were getting along the other day. That's... that's so great.
Well, I'm glad you approve. Why are you so interested in me and Laynie anyway?
I don't know. She's my friend... you're my friend.
Well, we did receive mail together. To which I went back to her place where I believe we shared a beverage or two. At which point I obviously felt it was time to ask for her hand in marriage.
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