Laynie and Ephram in “Unfinished Business”

Laynie

Okay, I challenge you. To an "I Hate Everwood" contest. I'll go first. I hate the fact that the egg rolls at Gino Chang's smell like lasagna.

Ephram

I hate that everything here is a 'fest'. Thaw Fest, Fly Fest, Pie Fest. What does that all mean? And what's so festive about catching some fish or watching some guy melt?

Laynie

I hate that they call it 'Main' Street. It's the only street in town. They should just call it 'Street'.

Ephram

Do you have a subway map of another city covering one wall of your room?

Laynie

Do you choose colleges based on how far they are from here?

Ephram

Have you ever had a dream that you were trapped underground in a sewer full of mice and woke up disappointed to discover that you were still in Everwood?

Laynie

Do you have a packed bag and a plane ticket in your room?

Ephram

C'mon.

Laynie

If you don't believe me I'll show it to you.

Ephram

No, I believe you. I still have the bag packed...I just haven't bought the ticket yet.