[about the ski trip] I gotta go! It's...it's a church thing...to cleanse my soul.
Oh please! I delivered a baby that was the product of last year's bacchanal. It's just an excuse for your friends to drink and exchange hickeys. It does more damage to the Catholic church's reputation than the crusades.
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