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E.R. · “Split Decisions” · Season 12, Episode 12

“So, if we have twins, we need to...” – Luka

[discussing what they'll need to get ready for the baby. Abby realizes that they'll need two of everything, one for her place and one for his] So, if we have twins, we need to have four of everything?

I'm not having twins.

Ahh, identical twins run in my family.

Are you kidding me?

What? I mean, chances are really small.

If your mutant Croatian seed causes me to have twins, I ...

Listen, look at it from the sunny side. If we have a custody fight, each one of us is going to take a kid.

[Abby rolls her eyes at him]

Identical twins.

[still laughing] Got it. Let's go.

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