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E.R. · Season 10, Episode 4

“Shifts Happen” quotes from E.R.

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“Shifts Happen” · Season 10, Episode 4

In this episode: Greg Pratt (3), Abby Lockhart (1), Robert Romano (1), Jerry (1)

[to Pratt] You are a screw-up, Pratt and just to make myself clear, I didn't like you before I knew that.

Pratt, Hampton called from GI. She's not going to see the quarter kid until morning, but she plans on seeing Romano first.

Is that all she said?

No, actually, she said you're an asshole, too. Night.

I need a favor.

RRichard

Abby, it's 8:00 in the morning.

Yeah, I know. I don't have a lot of time. I need you to co-sign a loan.

RRichard

Why don't you just declare bankruptcy?

Look, I'm not in trouble, OK? I just need you...

RRichard

You want me to support you?

No. I never asked for alimony, I didn't contest anything in court, I didn't take the damned furniture.

RRichard

You could have, if you wanted to.

Look, you must know how much I hate to do this. I wouldn't do it unless it was absolutely necessary. I don't want your money, I just want your signature.

[to Morris after finding him in the men's restroom] You're a second-year resident, not a med student. You can't be calling your mother, father, your cousin who's a podiatrist to help get you through a shift. Now, get on the floor and do your damn job! And for God's sake, light a match or something.

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