[It's Sam's first day, and she has just jumped on a hostile patient and stabbed him with a syringe]
Please tell me she works here...
SSam
Sam Taggart, new nurse!
“Out of Africa” · Season 10, Episode 5
In this episode: Sam (4), Robert Romano (3), Abby Lockhart (1), Susan Lewis (1)
Miss Haldol, there's nothing I find sexier than a mute girl covered in blood, so keep your head down and your mouth shut.
SSam
You remind of a guy I used to date. He's dead.
So, what's today's excuse for Triage being a stinking, overpopulated cesspool of humanity?
SSam
The healthcare system?
Yeah, well, if things get too locked up, you can try stabbing some of these deadbeats in the neck. That ought to have them running to Northwestern.
Well, I never meant to quit med school forever, and it seemed like the right time to come back; I only have one year left.
Where'd you get the money?
Begged, borrowed, threatened my ex-husband.
Good for you! [laughs]
SSam
[about Romano] That is some poisonous one-armed midget you've got running this place.
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