“Whose Appy Now?” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: John Carter (2), Mark Greene (2), Dr. Hicks (2), Doug Ross (1), Jerry (1), Chuny (1), Jeanie Boulet (1)
Change in plans. Simon's got the gunshot. We're doing the appy.
The appy?
Disappointed?
Yeah. They're kind of boring.
You haven't seen the patient yet.
[Carter looks out the window and sees Dr. Benton being wheeled down the hall on a gurney]
Ohhhhhhhh, there is a God.
This is ridiculous. I do not need hand-washing lessons!
Scrub hard, Jerry to scrape off the bacteria.
But the most important thing is to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.
What, every time?
[Dr. Carter is performing an appendectomy on Dr. Benton]
I am ready to close.
Nice work, Carter.
Thanks. Maybe I'll staple my name into his belly.
How did you end up going out with two women on the same night?
Scheduling mix-up. Any suggestions?
Dinner with one, drinks with the other.
Yeah... I think they're both expecting the works.
Who do you like more?
Well, Heather's a lot of fun.
Fun's good.
Polly, she's... she's very spiritual.
Spiritual like what? Like, like crystals or something?
Heather's got Bulls tickets.
Bulls! Say no more.
Yeah, you're right. I'll call Polly. I'll make up an excuse and go out with her tomorrow night.
You're playing with fire here.
I can juggle.
You're gonna get burnt. Women can smell deceit.
You ought to know.
Those days are long gone, my friend.
So, what do you do now?
Give advice.
I thought you had a date.
Canceled.
They busted you?
They busted me.
Men are so stupid. How many women were you dating when you were with me?
Just you.
Really?
Yeah, you know, except for that night when my neighbor, the ballerina, broke up with her boyfriend. You know, I had to comfort her.
Yeah, so that was like a public service.
Yeah. Other than that, I was totally faithful.
Oh, I feel blessed.
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