I thought you had a date.
Canceled.
They busted you?
They busted me.
Men are so stupid. How many women were you dating when you were with me?
Just you.
Really?
Yeah, you know, except for that night when my neighbor, the ballerina, broke up with her boyfriend. You know, I had to comfort her.
Yeah, so that was like a public service.
Yeah. Other than that, I was totally faithful.
Oh, I feel blessed.
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