How did you end up going out with two women on the same night?
Scheduling mix-up. Any suggestions?
Dinner with one, drinks with the other.
Yeah... I think they're both expecting the works.
Who do you like more?
Well, Heather's a lot of fun.
Fun's good.
Polly, she's... she's very spiritual.
Spiritual like what? Like, like crystals or something?
Heather's got Bulls tickets.
Bulls! Say no more.
Yeah, you're right. I'll call Polly. I'll make up an excuse and go out with her tomorrow night.
You're playing with fire here.
I can juggle.
You're gonna get burnt. Women can smell deceit.
You ought to know.
Those days are long gone, my friend.
So, what do you do now?
Give advice.
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