El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera Season 1 quotes

Lady Gobbler

With hidden camera in glass eye, we know where is Pantera all the time. Now we make REVENGE!

Voltura

He is such a twit. No wonder I broke up with him back when we were teenagers.

Lady Gobbler

Um…he break up with you?

Voltura

AS IF I COULD FORGET!!!

[angrily] Pantera! Hand over your superhero license! [holds out his hand]

[disgraced] I have been slow. I have been clumsy. I have been incompetent. I... [rips out his license in tears] I DON'T DESERVE THIS LICENSE! [places the license in Municipal President Rodriguez's hand and he rips it up]

Flock of Fury, prepare to be plucked!

Lady Gobbler

TIME FOR THE FIGHTINGS! The way you treat me all those years ago was UNFORGIVABLE! [throws an egg bomb at Puma Loco]

[slices the bomb in half, exploding it] Sorry. [fires his missiles at Lady Gobbler]

Lady Gobbler

Oh, Puma. If you live through the fight, you call me, okay?

Voltura

"Prepare to be plucked." Pathetic. No wonder I broke up with you.

Uh, I broke up with you.

Voltura

AS IF I COULD FORGET!

Rodolfo

We'll demolish evil doers with relentless force!

Manny

[Changes into El Tigre] Yeah!

Rodolfo

While discussing your grades, plans for college and your most private feelings!

Frida

[opens a door to a secret room] Aww, look at that. The Titan has a White Pantera shrine. [gasps in horror] He has an El Tigre anti-shrine! [gasps again] And a book on Giant Squid Training! [gasps again] And a remote control for that giant robot set to attack! [gasps again in shock while holding a photo frame of herself with the word "Lame" pointing at her] And he thinks I'm lame! Clearly he has lost his mind!

Manny, my son. Are you ok?

Eh, I think I bit my tongue.

[gasps] NO!!!! [points to the Titan; fiercely] You have done this thing! Your mind is still twisted by jealousy and evil!

I just wanted things to be like the old days, Rodolfo. Please, don't make me do this.

Do what?

THIS! SQUIDS, ATTACK! DESTROY THE RIVERAS!!!

Now, to stop the Titan!

Mira! [points to the Titanium Titan riding on a giant squid]

[laughing evilly] I'll be back! I'll be back! [a whale emerges from the ocean and eats him] It may take a while.

What am I going to do with that boy?

Frida

Dude, you rule the arcade. You're like a genius… except for your brain.

Manny

I owe it all to thumb push-ups.

Rodolfo

Manny, I thought you were in your room sick! What's going on here?!

Manny

It's not what it looks like.

Grandpapi

It looked like you forget you sneaked out, so you no bother to sneaky back in.

Manny

Oh, then it is what it looks like.

Manny

The Day of the Dead was cool when I was little, but now it's just goofy. I don't wanna hurt their feelings, but… Sprits? Land of the Dand? Give me a break. [his stomach growls] What is it about skipping dinner that always makes me hungry?

Frida

You got me. Good thing there's tons of delicious food right here.

Manny

Frida, we can't eat my dad's sacred offerings that… [gasps] Is that real imitation crab? Mmm… Just a nibble.

[screams in frustration] The gypsy lady I stole the string from guaranteed it would work! [savagely bashes her mystic guitar on the ground, causing the graveyard to crack open and rumble] Oh, like that… Right.

Grandpapi

¡Mi corazón! CLEAR!

Say hello to my little friends.

Sartana of the Dead? Attacking on the Day of the Dead?! Actually, that makes sense.

Frida

[holding onto Manny, screaming] Lucky for us we're already in a coffin. [resumes screaming]

Ay, karate! Frida, these are my ancestors. The first Rivera supervillain, Dark Leopard. The first hero, Golden Leon. The Mighty Cheetar, scourge of the Seven Seas. And my great-grandpapi, Justice Jaguar.