Wow! Never thought I'd see a mummy, a dead person and a movie star all in one day.
MarshallAll in one guy.
Played by Omri Katz
Eerie, Indiana · 44 quotes
Most-quoted character in Eerie, Indiana: in 36 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Simon Holmes (5)
Scenes with Marshall Teller 12
MarshallMarshall TellerMelanie!
MMMelanie Monroe
Mars, what are you doing here?
Marshall TellerDevon was hit by a car.
MMMelanie Monroe
... My God. Is he still OK?
Marshall TellerI dunno. They brought him in a half-hour ago. What're you doing here?
MMMelanie Monroe
They found a heart for me a half-hour ago.
Marshall TellerThat's when I learned that Devon had died. And Melanie was about to get the new heart she needed. His.
S1 E7 Heart On A Chain
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MarshallEerie, Indiana, Day 139. He said his name was Howard Raymer and that he fell out of a tornado. Even on the Eerie Scale of Weirdness from 1 to 10, 10 being the weirdest, this was definitely a 9... and a half.
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HHoward
It's incredibly dangerous, but, hey, somebody's got to do it. I work for NOAA.
The guy from the Bible?
HHoward
No, no, no, NOAA. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. I'm a meteorologist.
MarshallI've never met a weatherman before.
HHoward
No, weathermen are guys who wear stupid pink bowties on TV. A meteorologist is a scientist.
S1 E12 Tornado Days
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Marshall TellerIt seems like every town has a haunted house and a creepy story that goes with it. Kids all dare each other to go inside, but nobody ever does, because a friend-of-a-friend knows a guy that went in - and never came out. Every town has one, but here in Eerie, Simon and I have counted over 50 haunted structures. Today, we were checking out number 51...
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MarshallThe weirdest thing happened down at the World O'Stuff. It turns out the reason Radford always acted so weird was because he wasn't really Radford. He was Fred Suggs, compulsive imposter. Evidently, the real Radford had been tied up in the basement the whole time.
S1 E13 The Hole In The Head Gang
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[about the sideburns he grew after being scratched by a werewolf]
MarshallThink my parents will notice?
Knowing your parents, nah.
MarshallWell, if they do, I'll just chock it up to puberty.
Puberty. Now that's eerie.
MarshallJust wait 'til it's your turn.
S1 E14 Mr Chaney
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MarshallAs Simon and I approached the World O'Stuff it became clear that I wasn't the only one who was shopping in his dreams.
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MarshallYou gotta stop this. They don't even know what they're buying.
DThe Donald
Hey, it's the American way.
MarshallListen, mister, nobody turns my family into zombies and gets away with it.
DThe Donald
They're not zombies, they're consumers.
S1 E17 Zombies in P.J's
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