A character in Eerie, Indiana
Played by Justin Shenkarow
Eerie, Indiana · 44 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Eerie, Indiana: in 7 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Marshall Teller (5)
SimonYou know what's weird?
Besides Eerie?
SimonThey always tell ya, you can't buy friends, but I think you can. You know, guys like Nick and Eddie. But it's like buying expensive tennis shoes: they cost way too much... and they won't last very long.
Simon HolmesFlashlight?
Check.
SimonMoist towelettes?!
In case we get egged.
SimonBug spray?
In case we get bugged.
SimonClean underwear?
In case we get scared.
SimonWow! Never thought I'd see a mummy, a dead person and a movie star all in one day.
All in one guy.
Eerie, Indiana, Day 139. He said his name was Howard Raymer and that he fell out of a tornado. Even on the Eerie Scale of Weirdness from 1 to 10, 10 being the weirdest, this was definitely a 9... and a half.
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It's incredibly dangerous, but, hey, somebody's got to do it. I work for NOAA.
Simon HolmesThe guy from the Bible?
No, no, no, NOAA. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. I'm a meteorologist.
I've never met a weatherman before.
No, weathermen are guys who wear stupid pink bowties on TV. A meteorologist is a scientist.
See, three months ago, I wake up here in Weirdsville, Indiana and I don't remember anything. How I got here. Who I am. Nothing. Zip. Zero. Not even my own name.
Simon HolmesWow.
Yeah. No mom. No dad. Just me looking out for myself. I crash wherever I can and I dumpster dive for food.
SimonWhy don't you go to the police for help?
This town doesn't exactly take kindly to strangers. And, in case you haven't noticed, anyone who is even remotely normal qualifies as a stranger around here.
[about the sideburns he grew after being scratched by a werewolf]
Think my parents will notice?
Simon HolmesKnowing your parents, nah.
Well, if they do, I'll just chock it up to puberty.
SimonPuberty. Now that's eerie.
Just wait 'til it's your turn.
Simon HolmesWhat makes you think he's here?
Because he's the kind of guy who actually believes that there's no place like home.
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