Back in Jersey, Halloween was my favorite holiday. When else can a non-adult wear a disguise and roam around after dark, forcing people to give you candy for no good reason and then thrash their house if they don't? But here in Eerie, things are different. There's no telling who or what you might bump into around these parts. Simon and I had to be prepared for anything.
“Scariest Home Videos” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Marshall Teller (3), Simon Holmes (2)
Flashlight?
Check.
Moist towelettes?!
In case we get egged.
Bug spray?
In case we get bugged.
Clean underwear?
In case we get scared.
Wow! Never thought I'd see a mummy, a dead person and a movie star all in one day.
All in one guy.
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