Credit is weird. People love to buy stuff with it, especially stuff they don't need. But when it comes time to pay, they'll do anything not to. Especially if they are broke - like me.
“Zombies in P.J's” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Marshall Teller (3)
As Simon and I approached the World O'Stuff it became clear that I wasn't the only one who was shopping in his dreams.
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You gotta stop this. They don't even know what they're buying.
Hey, it's the American way.
Listen, mister, nobody turns my family into zombies and gets away with it.
They're not zombies, they're consumers.
The Donald wasn't a good loser. There are only two things that are certain in this world according to Benjamin Franklin: death and taxes. 200 years later in Eerie, ol' Ben had no idea how right he was.
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