I wasn't the only one who thought this Harvest King hoopla was for the birds. I hadn't seen that weird kid with the grey hair since our little adventure with the ghost of Grungy Bill. I could tell he wasn't somebody to mess with. It seems we were the only two guys not buying lottery tickets. Why - did he know something I didn't? The Harvest King gets all sorts of dorky prizes, but then he must go out into the woods during a full moon until he catches a glimpse of the mysterious Eerie Wolf. What I wanted to know was - how come there's no such thing as an ex-Harvest King?
“Mr Chaney” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Marshall Teller (3), Simon Holmes (1)
Guys, we're just wasting our time, I'm doomed to being a teenage werewolf.
[about the sideburns he grew after being scratched by a werewolf]
Think my parents will notice?
Knowing your parents, nah.
Well, if they do, I'll just chock it up to puberty.
Puberty. Now that's eerie.
Just wait 'til it's your turn.
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