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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[As one of Ed and Eddy's sticky note pranks, Edd has to get a cup of sugar from the Kanker sisters]

Hello? Oh, I-I was going to-

Ask me for a date?

Sweep me off my feet?

Stand in line, girls.

Oh yes...C-Could I trouble you for a cup of sugar?

He wants to share condiments.

We're so alike.

Back off, bowser.

Marie, grab him before he runs away.

This is better than cable.

Ladies, please!

We're ladies.

He said please.

Let's kiss him.

Kiss? No, not that!

And I thought today was gonna be a write-off. Get it? Write off? [the cup flies overhead] I can't stand it! [laughs]

[Edd crawls by, hiding inside his hat]

Oh no! They tore off Double D's head!

IT'S THE STICKY NOTES OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! I can't go on. There's only one solution; I'll just move in with one of you.

Move in with me! Move in with me!

Yeah, Lumpy could use some company.

We can be like brothers and share the same bathroom.

Hey! How'd you guys get inside my wall? [to Plank] What's that? Plank says take a hike or we'll call the cops.

Hey, Plank! Ever took a tour of a toothpick factory?

Eddy, manners!

[After Eddy's made-up story]

"The square root of a piece of pie"?

What?

Pure fiction, Eddy. Your exaggerated tale could only be described as cockamamie.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. I have never heard such language.

Don't stop now! What happened next? What happened next?

Take note; as I am a-

Stupid sockhead and a babbling dweeb who can't lift a butterfly. I wish I was as good-looking as Eddy.

Boy, this story stinks. Plank and I want a real story, with stuff like octopus' gardens, silver hammers, and Mr. Kite.

Open a window, Jonny, and get some air.

[In Ed's story, the giant mutant Kankers fuse their heads into one]

Ed, your story's getting weird.

[Hearing the noise]

I don't have a good feeling about this.

I don't have any feeling at all.

Wow, China! Just like in the cartoons.

It's Sarah! We're so doomed! Help me, guys! She'll tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and he'll say "Not now, I just got home from work."! I'm not in my happy place, Eddy!

[Edd drops Mr. Yum-Yum on the 'Q']

Nice job, Double D. It looks just like a 'Q'.

Excuse me? Ed, I think somewhere on the line you've lost your train of thought. Your plan is irrational, muddled, and inconsequential. [Ed munches on a dog biscuit] Is that a doggie treat?

What's the rock for, Double D?

[drops the rock on his foot] MY FOOT!!!

Let's tickle them till they wet their pants.

Well, let's not jump to anything rash.

Fools! Evil Tim has beckoned you all! For you will all pay with your brains!

Brains? What're we gonna do with brains?

What happened to the stairs?

My parents took them down because I am grounded.

That's disturbing.

What could be more important than Master Eddy?

COOKIE DOUGH!

They say in order to gain knowledge, one must seek it.

[sarcastically] Oh, boo hoo. I hurt Rolf's stinky fish ball.

It's not the fish ball, Eddy! You hurt Rolf's feelings!

[Jonny's head is stuck between two branches]

Jonny, not again.

Yep, this happens to me a lot, Double D.

Didn't you learn from your past mistakes? I mean, it's just common sense.

I guess not.

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