[Ed is dreaming]
1, 2, tie my shoe! 3, 4, shut the door! 5, 6, pick up sticks! 7, 8, lay them straight! 9, 10, a big fat hen! 11, 12...
Ed! [Ed is hit 3 times and wakes up] Get up, stupid! We're wasting time!
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[answering the telephone] Hello? [gets sprayed]
Oh, look Ed. A Skunk. Did you know in some parts it's also known as a polecat?
Who stepped on a duck?
I say we test it.
Test it?
Like, mustard?
A techno-gizmo like this could cost you up to a million bucks, but for this special offer, you can have it for the low, low price of 25 cents!
It sounds like Sockhead, bonehead.
[eating one of Edd's shoes] How long have you been a size 2?
Size 2? But I've always worn a size 5 shoe, doctor.
Sounds like another symptom to me.
CURSE THIS LACKADAISYCATHRO DISEASE!!
[Edd takes his clothes off as he sweats in a weird way while holding the boomerang]
This ain't right!
[takes his shorts off] Right on.
WHO ARE YOU?! [speeds to get a boomerang from Edd] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
[loses the boomerang] WHAT THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?! I'M NAKED!!!
Do something, will ya?
I know just to do, Eddy. I little dab of soap will do the trick.
And I'll go fetch the Kankers since they’re are whizzes at stuck fingers.
NO, WAIT! ED!
We're sinking!
Lifeboats! We forgot to make lifeboats!
Today Rolf is forced to celebrate his country's traditional Thank You to the Noble Guardian Pigeon.
Work that body, work that body, don't you hurt nobody.
Gadzooks!! Do you see any jawbreakers? I certainly don't?
They're all gone! Say it ain't so Double D!
I'm afraid we're too late, Eddy?
Come out, come out, wherever you are
This is your fault! Admit it! If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.
Hey, you lovebirds, vamoose. Babysitting's over, 'cause I just scored big time. Later.
You forgot to say 'dorks,' Kevin.
Did you see Kevin's pockets? They're bursting with cash, I tell ya.
Let's hope for Kevin's sake those stitches don't tear. Wouldn't it be a shame if he were to lose that plentiful peck of pennies?
Yep.
Yep? Is that all you have to say for yourself? Yep? No rash, nonsensical quip to defraud Kevin of his fortune?
Scam Kevin. That's what he said, right? I'm way ahead of you, Sockhead. Here's the plan, boys.
Care to submit an idea for a scam, Jonny?
Wow. A scam? I don't know...How about this. Jonny and Plank's Penny Dance. A one, and a two- [begins to dance and sing] Pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, give me your pennies, I like the pennies...
Um, Eddy, a tad eccentric, don't you think?
...pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, who's got a penny- [Eddy kicks him into the sky] Whoo-ee! That smarts!
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