Give key to me or... [she turns into a sumo wrestler] I give big headache to you!
S1 E45Raiders of the Lost Harp
S1 E47Scroogerello
And to show his appreciation, old Scrooge McDuck is taking you all out to the finest hamburger stand in Duckburg!
Can we order fries?
You can even order hamburgers!
S1 E48Double-O-Duck
[repeated lines]
DDDIA Director
Lunchpail...
LMLaunchpad McQuack
Launch-pad!
DDDIA Director
Whatever.
S1 E49Luck O' the Ducks
[After Webby reveals the booby-trap that would have buried Scrooge alive.]
I... Webigail, I don't know what to say.
I know what you're trying to say, Mr. McDee. She was right, you were wrong. She was wise, you were a fool. [ticking off on his fingers] You were greedy, selfish, rude, a great big mean...
We get the idea, Launchpad!
S1 E50Duckworth's Revolt
[about re-hiring Duckworth] All in favor, say "yea!"
HDHuey, Dewey, & Louie
YAY!
The "yays" have it!
S1 E51Magica's Magic Mirror / Take Me Out of the Ball Game
I can't break their little hearts, Mr. McDee — you do it!
S1 E56Duck in the Iron Mask
Easier than diving into my money bin!
Really? You gotta let me try that some time, Mr. McD.
No!
Right!
S1 E57The Uncrashable Hindentanic
[to Glomgold] Let's just say I'll invest a million in your company if I lose, and you invest a million in my company when I win.
DDirector
McDuck, if we crash, we'll sue you for-!
CSCarl Sagander
Billions and billions of dollars!
S1 E58The Status Seekers
[on being told that a ballroom is only for "important" people] Well, I don't know about status, but I own this hotel.
S1 E59Nothing to Fear
QMrs. Quackenbush
Oh, boys! Aren't you forgetting something?
Our teacher, Mrs. Quackenbush!
QMrs. Quackenbush
You didn't do your homework, boys- and you know how I hate that!
[the nephews scream]
Whose idea was it not to do our homework?
HDHuey and Dewey
Yours!
Whose idea was it to listen to my idea?
Ahh, I knew it. I *knew* it. I was never cut out to raise three boys. I've failed.
[covers his face and sobs]
HDHuey, Dewey, Louie
[come out shouldering sacks on poles] Uncle Scrooge?
Lads?
LDLouie Duck
We're leavin, Uncle Scrooge. Jus tlike you wanted.
Leavin'?
HHuey
Yeah. You still wanna get rid of us, don't'cha?
Get rid of ya? Why, of *course* not. You're the apples o'my eye. I - I-I thought you wanted to get rid of *me*. You said I was an old fuddy-duddy...
[looks away]
We'd *never* say that, Uncle Scrooge.
[they run to each other and hug]
Why - Why, of *course* you wouldn't.
I was afraid you were a big banana!
HHuey
Or Commander Gander, terror of the universe!
[sticks his head out of the closet] Or the limo-monster.
[examining himself] Not last time I checked... Nope. I'm just a plain old filthy-rich duck who wants to know... WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?
It's almost as if someone knows what our worst fears are and is using them against us.
HHuey
But who would know that much about us?
[The door swings open, and evil version of Uncle Scrooge stands before them]
NNephews
Uncle Scrooge!
ESEvil Scrooge
Figured it out, did ya?! Well, my worst fears came true when I got YOU three little television-leaver-oners! I never wanted you here, but that no-good Donald dumped you on me. [tosses and breaks Donald's picture scaring the nephews] I've been doing all this to scare you out of my life!
B-but how could you do all those things?
ESEvil Scrooge
I'm rich! I can do anything! [laughs evilly] And I'll be ever richer when you're out of here!
NNephews
[crying] Uncle Scrooge!
ESEvil Scrooge
Don't call me that! I don't want to be your uncle anymore! [leaves]
S1 E61Once Upon a Dime
I learned the hard way that the bottom is where you start in life.
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