Surprise, Mr. McD!
[happily] Launchpad, you're alive! [raises his cane] I'M GOIN' TA KILL YOU!
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Surprise, Mr. McD!
[happily] Launchpad, you're alive! [raises his cane] I'M GOIN' TA KILL YOU!
Feeding the prisoners to the sharks isn't any fun.
It is for the sharks!
[to Sharky] A plan worthy of a master criminal — all you're missing is a little diabolical laughter.
Uncle Scrooge?
[waking up from his nightmare] Huh? What?
You were having a nightmare in the middle of the day!
Aye! And what a horrible, uh, daymare it was, darling.
What were you dreaming about, Uncle Scrooge?
Earthquakes. There was another one yesterday.
But none of them were anywhere near Duckburg.
They were in my dream, under my money bin, to be exact.
Aw, dreams don't mean anything, Uncle Scrooge, unless they come true.
Aye, and that's why I have Gyro Gearloose dreaming up some safety measures.
Your Uncle Donald's done something right for a change. By accident, of course.
[chanting] Pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes, come to us while there's still time. Golden ducky ever bold, look into our eyes of gold.
[giving him massive jewels] Is it a deal, Mr. McDuck?
It's a deal.
[Giving a sugar cube to Twitchy] Here you go, Twitchy. It will be our little secret.
My first mate Quackerbill was swallowed alive, which means he no longer is. You all sailed with good old Quackerbill! Remember what he always used to say?
ARRR...
Besides that!
[About Launchpad] It's no wonder he doesn't wear a crash helmet. What's to protect?
Don't worry. Launchpad taught us everything he knows about flying.
Now I'm worried.
[Huey restarts time after thwarting the robbery]
Hey, the money!
[the officer gets up and starts blasting his pistol at the Beagle Boys]
Wha-?! How'd he get loose?! Eh, take this copper!
[but instead of the pistol, he has a hot dog, which splatters out of his hand]
Huh?!
Let's get out of here!
[the Beagle boys trip and fall over due to their shoes being tied together]
Yow!
Oof!
What the..!
Aah!
[they squirm towards their car while the officer continues firing at them]
Gee, they got away.
Well, at least we stopped the robbery.
Let me do it, Bankjob!
Hey, watch out! [gasps in terror]
[The time teaser dropped, and broke into pieces, causing to time warp.]
[angrily] OH, YOU BROKE IT, YOU DIMWIT!
[after Scrooge explains their plan]
Hey! How come we gotta be the ones to stay behind and keep 'em busy?
Because you're too stupid to hook up Gyro's time tub!
All right, all right, just asking.
"Open!" says me.
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