Just shut up and suffer for your art!
S3 E12Beaglemania
S3 E13Yuppy Ducks
VSDr. von Swine
Now I must go! I have a one o'clock beak transplant, and I can't keep the patient waiting or she won't pay for her bill.
S3 E14The Bride Wore Stripes
Hang on, boys! Your mother's about to enter the state of matrimony!
Is that the state near Minny-soty?
Don't I get a kiss goodnight? [Puckers up]
I'd rather plant a wet one on Swamu the Whale!
One more precious family moment, and I may upchuck.
BTBig Time Beagle
What are we gonna do, Daddy Scroogey?
BBBurger Beagle
Yeah, nothing personal, but we hates living here!
I hate having you here. But I'm afraid your mother and I are in this 'til death do us part... [rubs his hands together] which suddenly gives me a perfectly demented idea.
BBBurger Beagle
Ooh, those are our favorite kind!
S3 E17The Masked Mallard
LLLaurence Loudmouth
We don't need facts, we're in television!
S4Part I
Duckworth! Have you seen Hewey, Dewey and Louie?
No, Miss Webigail, my morning has been quite calm.
S4Part II
Me Wallet! Stop that thief! Don't let that sneak get away! Dijon!
S4 E2Attack of the Metal Mites
I'm allergic to money, you know. All I have to do is touch it and I break out into a rash of cash!
You understand what to do?
DDijon
Perfectly, Mr. Gleamgold. I mean, Goldheart. Heartburn?
Glomgold, you brick-brain!
DDijon
You are very perceptive, sir. Most people are not aware of Dijon's brain.
There's one mite missing! It could multiply!
[Gizmoduck gets distracted while he is supposed to be rescuing a man from a crumbling platform. He finally saves the panicked guy in the nick of time by flying up with his propeller]
[points to his propeller helmet] And I bet you thought my head was only filled with brains!
RCRescued Citizen
Oh, I would never think that!
Fenton, don't you think it's time you went and called your friend? [winks repeatedly]
I think I oughta call a doctor, looks like you got somethin' in your eye!
S4 E3The Duck Who Knew Too Much
[on climbing under a moving train] Kids, don't try this at home!
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