[Episode starts with the Duck nephews, Webby, Lena, and Mrs. Beakley leaving the cinema after seeing a horror movie]
Oh, man, that is classic cinema!
So good!
Oh, and remember when the surgeon tried to cut the mole queen in half but then she multiplied into a million mole babies and then they ate him?! [imitates chainsaw noises and Webby makes growling sounds]
[grabs Lena by the arm] You said this was an educational film. Suitable for all ages.
Uh, it's a cautionary tale about the dangers of mole monsters. And everyone could use a lesson on chainsaw safety.
[Launchpad is the last person to leave the cinema with a horrified look on his face and looks at the movie poster]
Lame! Where was the drama, the heart, the needlessly expensive car crash mayhem?
Even if mole-men did exist, why attack someone in the shower? With the water running, there wouldn't be enough traction to attack anyone above the knee. Totally phony.
What is with you guys? It says right on the poster, "based on an actual true novel."
[pulls out his Junior Woodchuck Guidebook] This is the only book I trust. If it's not in the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, then it's not a thing.
What about were-ducks?
Nope.
Tri-clopses?
Mmm, not a thing.
Well, what about the legendary Terra-firmians of Duckburg?
[sigh] Let's see... Pterodactyl, terror-dactyl, terrible twos, nope. No Terra-firmians. Must not exist.
[laughing] What? Terra-firmians, the mythical underground race that live below our very city?
No, that's ridiculous.
No, you're ridiculous.
Children, children. There's an easy way to settle this. Let's go find them ourselves.
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