Duckman, part of me believes you're judicious and mature enough to handle unlimited power. Of course, that same part of me believes that JFK shares a townhouse with Elvis and Jim Morrison on a small Mediterranean island.
Esta usted une snobbo? If I thought, as you do, that government should be run only by competent and experienced and smart and reasonable people, I would never have voted for term limits! Besides, me having unlimited power, the blind adoration of millions, total control over the fate of an entire people - what could possibly go wrong?
[to the camera] For a complete list, send twelve dollars to Journal Graphics, Washington, DC, 20300.
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