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Duckman · Season 1, Episode 3

Duckman, Cornfed and others in “Gripes of Wrath”

Duckman

[pointing a knife at Cornfed] Stay outta this, porky!

Cornfed

Easy, Duckman. I know over two hundred ways to kill a man.

Sherry

You could glue an open jar of rats to his face, then blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.

[Brief silence]

Cornfed

Two hundred and one.

Duckman

Shut up, both of you! I'm sick of looking at you!

Bernice

You're not sick of looking at Sherry! You spent the last six days watching that videotape where she learns what all her vacuum attachments are for!

Sherry

[to Cornfed] You said you erased that.

Cornfed

Erased, ran off thousands of copies - it's such a fine line.

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