[pointing a knife at Cornfed] Stay outta this, porky!
Easy, Duckman. I know over two hundred ways to kill a man.
You could glue an open jar of rats to his face, then blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.
[Brief silence]
Two hundred and one.
Shut up, both of you! I'm sick of looking at you!
You're not sick of looking at Sherry! You spent the last six days watching that videotape where she learns what all her vacuum attachments are for!
[to Cornfed] You said you erased that.
Erased, ran off thousands of copies - it's such a fine line.
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