Bernice and Duckman in “Gripes of Wrath”

Front-row tickets to Busty Bikini Babefest.

It's not like it sounds! First prize is a scholarship or, uh... something.

Duckman, you're despicable! You make plans with your children, then lie to them about some so-called "case," denying them a one-time-only educational and historical experience, just so you can spend an afternoon degrading women by treating them as worthless sex objects for your abject and debauched pleasure!

What's the bad part?