[Confessional] I found it a bit odd that Captain Hero wanted to take Bleh out on a date, and it was my responsibility to make sure his intentions were pure. [Confessional off] So, Captain Hero, is it?
Oh! [chuckles] Yeah.
Coming to take my little Bleh out for a night on the town, eh? You know, I don't know what'd I do if anything happened to my little Bleh.
Yes, ma'am. I mean, no, ma'am.
Son, do you know what it's like to kill a man with your bare hands? [cocks a shotgun] I do.
I...Oh! Here's Bleh now! Wow! You look...stunning!
I am Sam's Dakota Fanning is worth the price of admission.
[getting shot with a dart by Clara] Ow! What the hell?
A little added protection. You'll get the antidote when I get my Bleh back.
[Cut to Xandir, Toot, a sickly-looking Wooldoor and Ling-Ling having fun]
[holding Ling-Ling] Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up and nods]
Too bad there's no such thing as Santa Claus! I bet you're disappointed.
[Xandir licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to Toot]
Hey, look what I found in your ear! Is it a quarter?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Oh, no, it's a tumor! [licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to Wooldoor]
Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh... excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Oh, no! It’s a tumor! [licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off]
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