Dragon Ball Z · Season 7
So basically, you don't want anyone to recognize you, right?
Yeah, that's right. I'm just scared my new friends will think I'm a little weird if they see me fighting criminals. Do you think you can help me, Bulma?
Well now, you could always not fight the bad guys, but I guess playing superhero is too much in your blood.
Good afternoon, Vegeta. Long time, no see.
Hm. Well, well. Aren't you looking dull. A true warrior should be ready...even in times of peace.
Right...
They say he looks kind of funny but he's super strong. Yeah...uh...they call him the Great Singing Man.
Saiyaman! The Great Saiyaman!
There's really no need to worry, Gohan. Videl can lift even more weights than I can. She's been training her whole life and some say she's as strong as her father now.
[to himself] As strong as her father? Oh. Well, I'm more worried she's as weak as her father.
[after a bus full of passengers is hijacked by criminals] Oh, this is all very exciting. Where do you suppose they'll be taking us?
Well, I don't have a clue. I've never been hijacked before.
This is much better than the normal tour.
[after posing in the Great Saiyaman outfit] Well, what did you think?
Yeah! That was awesome. It sounded even better than the superheroes on TV. Can I be a superhero too?
I think one superhero's enough for now.
[to himself, after Angela forces him to go on a date with her] How did I get myself into this predicament? Superheroes aren't supposed to get blackmailed, that just doesn't happen that way. What am I gonna do? Maybe I should have Bulma make me a different costume, just call myself something else. How could I do this to myself? I mean, I've never even been on a date. This is crazy.
[to Gohan, about her date with Goku] Your father was such a rowdy boy. We spent the entire day fighting. What a great first date that was.
Hey, Gohan. I need some sugar in my coffee. Ten teaspoons, please.
[Gohan pours the sugar for her] Nine...ten.
Thanks. That's why I'm so sweet.
Oh man. That's a lot o' sugar.
Were your pants down?
Ahh....!
[to Gohan] I thought you were a nice boy. Keep your pants on, or else. Got it?
[about Great Saiyaman, after watching a program about him on TV] Fools. They call that runt a hero. Well I could break that little scrawny runt in two like a soggy toothpick.
You're not gonna believe this, but I didn't jump in to help you because I thought you would be okay, because I honestly believed that you were the Great Saiyaman.
Me? No way...
I was convinced of it until I saw you fight...eh. Please don't take on any more criminals, Gohan. Sorry, but you don't have what it takes. But you sure know how to take a punch in the face.
Gee, thanks. [to himself] Phew. Wow. I might have to get punched in the face more often.
[about Gohan, after punching him in the face] Shoot. It's that little skinny kid that's unusual. Yeah, I think I busted my hand on his face.
What!?
No joke. I felt like I was hitting a wall o' solid steel.
I'm like a maid. I go wherever the filth is and I clean it up. My father's a busy man. If you wanna challenge him, you're gonna have to get through me first.
[about Gohan] Darn him. Now where'd he go? I thought he was walking behind us.
He was...
Look you two, when a geek disappears, you're not supposed to worry about it. It's a good thing.
Gohan's not a geek. He's a heck of a lot cooler than you, Sharpner.
What!?
You heard me.
Yeah, and he's cuter too.
Yeah, if you like your men scrawny and weak.
Videl doesn't need a strong man. She can kick your butt all by herself.
No, she can't.
Yes, she can.
Yes, I can.
Whatever.
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