Dragon Ball Z · Season 2
What? One hundred thousand! I...I...I didn't count on this! This is completely insane! [Goku keeps charging] It's still going up...Aah! One hundred and ten thousand!
Ah! Aah!
Hey, stop! Cut it out! This just isn't my day! [Goku keeps charging] Ah...I had you...I had you in my hands. I should've destroyed you while I had the chance.
Aah...aah...with all due respect Captain, this might be a good time to go and get Frieza.
Shut up Jeice! I can handle this! [Goku keeps charging] Aah!
Now lets see here...what? One hundred and forty thousand! No! It can't be! [Ginyu darts into the sea below out of frustration]
I think your friend's having a nervous breakdown!
He's just cooling off mate. He'll be back!
So this is the real you? One hundred and eighty thousand! Astounding! Incredible!
Man, we should be getting the heck outta here right now! Yeah I've seen about all I wanna see!
There's no need to be scared of me! Just say you're sorry for what you've done and leave and no harm will come to you!
What? Apologize?
That's right!
We're the Ginyu Force! We...we never apologize. Uh...
I'm sorry to hear that.
Uh...you don't scare me...w...we don't bow to anybody. Not even a guy like you. Although I must admit, we've never really faced anyone like you...you...oh....
I can't believe it. You leave a girl stranded in the middle of nowhere and she's still gone when you need her.
This is a track from Bulma's air-skii. She took off somewhere.
Ahe he he he...great. A ruthless killer is about to find the key to immortality and she's out cruisin' somewhere.
Of course! I know what you are now! You're not an ordinary Saiyan! You're a...a Super Saiyan!
Aah...
Call me what you want. It doesn't matter to me. Because the outcome is still going to be the same.
This is what Frieza was afraid of. This is why he destroyed the planet Vegeta!
Ahh! Why me? I am the great Captain Ginyu!
That's it Captain! Remember who you are! Sir, he's making you lose your composure and forget about style. Don't let him do it!
My offer still stands! We don't have to fight!
Huh?
You can still choose to admit you're wrong and leave this place. Alright, one or the other, lets settle this right now. It's your choice.
You're serious aren't you, you'd let us go? We could leave just like that?
Ahum...yeah, why not? You're the ones who will suffer most for what you've done to these people. It's bad karma.
Bad karma?
That's right. You'll have to reap what you've sewn.
Wait a second...something's not right here...Super Saiyans are supposed to be radically efficient killing machines. But this guy is as gentle as a lamb. He must not be a fully developed Super Saiyan...aha ha...which means, he still has weaknesses, and I think I just figured out what this guy's greatest weakness is...yeah, yeah, yeah...ha ha ha! I thought I was dealing with a lion here! But now I realized you're just a pussycat! Aha ha! You heard me! Eha ha ha. Yes, my friend, it's hard to win fights when you're way too forgiving. And I know you wouldn't even hurt a fly if you didn't have to, would you? Aheh Heh he he he he he he he...
Before you begin your pathetic struggle to survive, I should warn you. Your chance of winning is nonexistent.
Oh my! According to my readout, I may have underestimated your strength, but no matter. Your power pales in comparison to what I have in store for you. Not to say the light show wasn't impressive, but you see, I'm probably five hundred thousand times stronger than you are...so, in order to keep this a fair fight, I promise to refrain from using all of my powers on you, for they are obviously powers which you, my green little friend, do not possess.
Grr...
Observe. My left hand...it's strength alone is enough to crush you like the little bug you are, so as a special one time bonus, today, I will fight you while my other hand is behind my back. So now that we've got the ground rules settled, shall we begin?
Grrr.....I've had enough of you! It's time to fight!
[Frieza rips off Nail's arm and throws it in front of him] Here! You might want to keep it as a backscratcher!
[Nail grows a replacement arm] That didn't show up in the readout! The ability to regenerate one's own anatomy. I'll just have to make a copy of that power, because you never know when it might come in handy.
Why you! You don't even have the dragonballs? And here I am waiting, being chased by every wild beast imaginable, I haven't showered in weeks, not to mention I ran out of lip gloss a month ago, and you come back empty handed?
Huh?
[same time as Krillin] Huh?
So then, what do you have to say for yourself?
We...we are sorry. At least I think.
I got to admit, this new face doesn't look half bad. What do you think Jeice?
Lookin' good mate.
What the-? Look Captain. It's all seven dragonballs. Right there. They're all dug up.
[in Goku's body] How convenient. Hmm...Jeice, any ideas on who dug 'em up?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Goku, it's me, Krillin. Me and Gohan were really worried about you. What took you so long, huh? [Captain Ginyu and Jeice snicker to themselves] Boy, for a second, I thought you were that Captain Ginyu coming. But you must've taken care o' him right?
First of all, Captain Ginyu was a worthy opponent. Now, how did you find the balls?
Ha! Would ya quit kiddin' around Goku. You know good and well that we used the dragon radar to find them.
A dragon radar? What the heck is that?
Uh...so, Krillin...have you made your wish?
Well, we didn't know...the password. Hey, do you know what it is Goku? Uh...Goku?
Maybe. Why don't I try.
Goku, are you sure you're feeling alright? I mean, you sound kinda strange. Is everything okay? And am I missing something, what are you doing hanging around with Jeice? Isn't he the enemy or did he switch sides?
Good question.
Eh?
Hey Krillin! That guy isn't my father!
Huh?
Look out! He's behind you!
Uh...
Aha ha ha ha. [Jeice does a "rest in peace" cross sign with his hands as Captain Ginyu smacks Krillin hard]
Yowoo! It's time ta face the fury o' the Ginyu Force! I'm Jeice!
And introducing, the new and improved Captain Ginyu!
Tell 'em what time it is baby!
It's time for you ta die!
Lets just say, I'm going to do to you two twerps what I did to him!
No, please. Wait a minute! Can't we maybe discuss this like gentlemen? Or at least give us a last meal.
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