Dragon Ball Z · Season 1
Heh heh heh heh. What's the matter? You look a bit ruffled.
Yes, well. Looks aren't everything. You fight quite well for being such a little man. It's impressive. Even if you are a Saiyan.
I know. There are very few willing to train as intensely as I did to achieve this kind of power.
How sad. To work so hard for...so little.
Sad for you!
[about Android 16] What's he doing over there? Why isn't he fighting with the others? He's just standing there like a some kind o' statue. [Android 16 looks at Krillin]
Hmmm...
Yah! Huh?
[after Android 17 and Android 18 pummel Trunks and Vegeta to the ground] How curious.
Huh?
Vegeta's hair has changed color again.
Yes. And that strange glow has faded too. It's the same with this young boy [Trunks]. I don't have any files on him.
Neither do I.
I wonder who he is.
Hmph. It doesn't really matter, does it? Whoever he is, he's no threat to us.
[to Krillin] You look scared. Just...relax. You are not the one we're looking for, okay? We want Goku. This one seems to be at a loss for words. Goodbye then. Come on, lets go. Lets go find Goku.
And just why didn't you ask him where Goku is?
Don't be ridiculous. Sure we could force him to tell us easily enough. But then we wouldn't get to have the fun of finding Goku ourselves.
I see. Hmm...well, bye.
Those cold hearted machines! How can they be so calm!?
Really, I don't understand why you insist on behaving so foolishly 17.
What's so foolish about wanting to have a little fun? What are you looking at 16?
You two made too much noise. You scared the birds away.
Birds?
Ah, oh boy. There it is. Home at last. Wow. What a view!
Gohan, listen. Can we go by my house first.
Uh...uh...but I wanna go see my dad Bulma. He's not feeling well, remember?
I know, but I promise I won't take long, okay? It feels like we've been gone forever and I really need some more supplies. Pee-yoo! Little Trunks needs his diaper changed.
Uh...
Being a mother really isn't easy you know. I have to get baby Trunks some fresh diapers and then I have to feed him. It's a lot o' work.
Gohan! I vote that we all go to Bulma's house! I want some food!
Wah! Wah!
Well, you guys win. It's three against one.
No, stop!
And, what do you want now?
Stop. You guys leave Goku alone. He's sick, he can't fight you now. Goku hasn't done anything to you. Why are you after him?
16 has been programmed to destroy Goku. So that's what we're going to do.
Why? You don't have to do that!
We're only following Dr. Gero's master plan.
Just listen to yourselves! Did you forget? Dr. Gero is gone! You took care of that!
Yes, I haven't forgotten about that. But this, friend, is a game.
What do you mean? This is just a game? Is that all?
That's right. Yes. And finding Goku is a part of the game. That's why we did not ask you where he is.
No! Stop this! I beg of you, please don't go after Goku. Please! You don't have to do this!
No. I am programmed to destroy Goku.
There you go, pal. Now if you'll excuse us, we have work to do. Stop worrying about Goku and take care of your other friends. They look like they could use some senzu beans. [Android 18 walks up to Krillin]
Uh...ah...ah...ah [Android 18 kisses Krillin on the cheek] Uh...
Good luck. Bye.
Ever since Vegeta became a Super Saiyan, his ego has been out of control. Honestly, I think what that android hurt the most today was his pride. He is very ashamed of his defeat.
Trunks, you were able to take out Frieza singlehandedly. You're one of the strongest people I've ever met, but those androids tossed you aside as though you were nothing. Goku is strong, but in all honesty, I don't see how he can be that much stronger than Trunks or Vegeta. And if that's the case, we're done for.
I remember Master Roshi telling me something long ago. He said that if Kami and Piccolo hadn't split into two, they'd be the strongest being in the entire universe. Hello? Get it? The reason Piccolo has gone to Kami's place is so that he can join with him again.
Uh...really?
If those two unite again into one being, they'll become the ultimate Namek warrior. And Piccolo is stronger than he's ever been before, so together they'll be an unstoppable force! Look. You know what a Super Saiyan is. Piccolo and Kami will become a Super Namek!
My father...uh...I mean Vegeta...we can't forget about him.
There's no reason for you to hide it anymore Trunks. We all know about Bulma and Vegeta and the fact that they had a baby. And that baby is you.
[after Maron leaves with lots of her boyfriends] What a darn shame. If only I were a younger man...then maybe I could've been one of Maron's boyfriends too. It's not fair! It's not!
What an unexpected honor this is. I never thought that you and I would ever be united again.
Stop smiling, I'm not doing this because I want to. It's because I need our combined powers, that's all. To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how I'm going to tolerate being so close to you. Your mere presence sickens me.
Perhaps my time as guardian of Earth has come to an end.
No Kami! You are still needed! The people of Earth still need you to watch over them!
You are too kind, Mister Popo. But I must act for the good of the Earth. This is about the continuing struggle for power between the forces of good and evil...and the danger that looms over us now poses a greater threat than anything we have faced in the past...even Vegeta with all of his strength was no match for these androids. Super Saiyan or not, he was tossed aside like a ragdoll. These androids will be difficult to beat. Even if Goku recovers from his illness, he will provide little resistance against these powerful new foes. In our combined form, Piccolo may be the only one strong enough to win this fight.
We agree. The force that threatens Earth is bigger than both of us. But at least when our powers are united, we still stand a chance. And no matter how slim that chance is, we must take it.
Don't you remember what Trunks said? The future will be destroyed by these androids!
Yes, but Trunks made a mistake. He told you that the androids you encountered today are not the same ones that he fought in the future.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Yeah right. And these androids are a real great bunch o' guys once you get to know them.
[after hijacking a van] Right. We're all set. Now lets go find Goku.
Step on it. Come on. Lets go.
Quiet now, or I'll make you ride in the back.
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