Dragon Ball Z · Season 1
Absolutely not! No way! And that is final!
But are you trying to tell me that Gohan's studies are more important than saving the Earth?
That's right mister! There's nothing more important than Gohan's studies right now! If Gohan takes three years off, he'll fall behind!
Ah, relax, Chi-Chi.
[to himself] Whatever Vegeta can take, I can take too. Three hundred times normal gravity shouldn't be that tough. I'm sure I can handle it.
You know, I'm starting to think Vegeta's a few cards short of a full deck.
Huh?
It wasn't enough to have the simulator create three hundred times gravity for him, now he's demanding that I make some more equipment for him to train with, then all he's going to do is break it.
Somehow, that doesn't surprise me at all.
Well, I think it's great he works so hard.
Oh sure, he's training hard. But don't you think he's overdoing it a bit?
Oh no. I think it's very admirable. In my day, a man that showed that much dedication to anything was definitely husband material. A girl would have to be crazy to let him get away, I tell you.
Is he going to be alright daddy?
I hope so. The only thing he hasn't bruised is his eyebrows. If he stays in bed for a week or so, he should be alright. He's dodged a bullet again. It's a miracle he survived such a horrible accident. Those Saiyans are practically indestructible.
[in a flashback] Vegeta, someday, you will be the strongest Saiyan in the universe.
Father?
Those ships are headed to distant galaxies. From the day we are born, we Saiyans are examined for our power and leadership. The weakest of our people are sent to planets far away where they face no threat from our enemies.
Hmph. Goodbye pests.
Vegeta, you come from a strong bloodline and you possess the potential power to join the super elite of all Saiyans. Never forget where you're from and train very hard my son, because if you've proven yourself worthy, perhaps someday you will become a Super Saiyan.
[from a viewing screen, as Vegeta is training under four hundred times gravity] Stop it Vegeta! You are in no condition to be doing this right now!
Grr...
I know you don't want to believe it, but you are made of flesh and blood.
Stop pestering me woman! Leave me alone!
You know I'm right! So why don't you just keep quiet and do as I say!?
Grr...
Nothing to say? Well that's good. Now go back to bed and get some rest.
Not yet. I do have something to say.
Huh? Uh, is something wrong? Or maybe you're finally going to apologize to me! If that's the case, then lets hear it!
Leave me alone!
Grr...hold it right there! Now, let me get this straight! You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath! Well, that's not gonna happen mister! Do you even care what kind of day I've had! I dunno what I liked better, being chased halfway home by a wild boar, or walking the rest o' the way on my tired aching feet! And it's all because we don't have a car!
Uh, Chi-Chi, I'd drive you if I could, but you know I don't have a driver's license yet.
Well it's time you got one! I don't know why you have to be the only man this town who doesn't have a driver's license or a car!
[to Piccolo] You can't drive can you?
Leave me out of this!
I want both of you to put your training on hold for now and go to the driving school tomorrow! I think it's about time the two of you learned something useful for a change.
Say what!?
Aw, Chi-Chi, do we have to?
Listen, all I'm asking you two to do is get your driver's license, it's not like I'm asking you to save the world.
Uh...
Uh...
And if you don't...you'll have to cook your own meals from now on! Understand?
[sees Piccolo in jeans and shirt] Oh man, Piccolo! Where did you get those clothes?
Your wife got them for me out of your closet.
Oh, uh...sorry about that, Chi-Chi means well...listen, since we're here, lets get this over with.
Sounds good to me. Of course, I'm still not sure how I got suckered into this in the first place, she's not even my wife!
Give me another chance!
Why should I, you stink!
I can't smell anything. Are you sure?
I don't mean you! Your driving!
[Goku is driving very fast] Aah! Ahh! Step on the brake!
The brake? Now, which one was that...? [Goku steps on the gas, increasing the speed even more]
Both hands are not on the steering wheel. Minus one point.
You're testing me now?
Your eyes are off the road. That's one more point.
No fair! [Goku steps on the break]
Ah! Hey, what's the big idea? You almost knocked my false teeth out! That's ten points! So there!
[Bulma is holding baby Trunks] Heh, I hope you don't think I'm nuts for asking, but what's the deal with the baby Bulma?
Is it your son Yamcha? I'll bet he is.
Heh. He's not my kid.
Huh?
Well, if you think that's a shock, just wait. Wait until she tells you who the father really is.
Huh?
Uh?
Ha ha ha. I'll bet it's Vegeta, isn't it? [tapping baby Trunks] Right Trunks?
Uhh?
Ehh?
Now who told you that Goku? I wanted to keep it a secret. I was going to surprise you guys.
[laughing from panic] Aha ha ha ha ha ha...well, actually...I just thought I'd take a guess. I mean, he kind o' looks like Vegeta. Aha ha ha ha ha ha...
You guessed his name too.
Yeah...what are the chances of that, huh? Maybe I'm psychic.
I'm outta here.
Hey, are you sure you don't wanna stay and help us out?
If you guys wanna stay here and get yourselves killed, that's your own business. But I'm takin' off while I still can.
Dude! You were flyin'!
Nope, no androids...hey buddy! You seen any strange looking characters around here lately?
Yeah man!
Huh?
You flyin' dude!
I am detecting a human with extraordinary power. What do your sensors indicate 19?
It is close. Coming closer. Perhaps the one we seek.
Perhaps. This one far surpasses the average human.
We will destroy it, yes 20?
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