[after Frieza blasts at Trunks] My, I would say that was all rather anticlimactic, wouldn't you? I mean, the little runt certainly didn't last very long, now did he?
Well, what did you expect? He was only a...a...a... [the smoke clears] monkey?
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Well done, Frieza. It only took you four tries to destroy that little boy. Aha ha ha ha ha!
I was just warming up father! That's all. Really!
Oho ho ho! Of course son. Of course. Heh heh heh heh.
Super Saiyan? I'm impressed. To encounter a fighter of your caliber is a rare occurrence indeed. But it does present quite an opportunity. You see, I could appreciate a great talent such as yours. My eyes are not blinded by pride like my son's were. Join me and take Frieza's place at my side as the supreme ruler of the universe.
Not a chance.
Now don't be too hasty. Imagine. This and every other world would be but the merest of baubles in your collection. Playthings for your amusement. Subject to your every whim. No? Alright. But grant me this. Allow me to examine your sword. A weapon of such obvious quality practically begs to be admired. Aha ha ha ha ha. You have nothing to fear from me.
So, you wanna see my sword huh? Here, catch. [Trunks tosses his sword to King Cold]
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Yes. Yes indeed. Remarkable craftsmanship. And I have a hunch that you would not have defeated my son were it not for this sword. What do you say?
Believe what you want to.
Ha! Heh! Alright then! I will! I say, that without this sword, you're nothing! That's what I believe! Rahh! [King Cold lunges at Trunks with the sword and Trunks grabs it] Huh!? Uh!?
So much for your theory.
Yah!
You should know that a weapon doesn't make the man! [Trunks holds his arm in front of King Cold's chest]
Wait you dirty little Saiyan! [Trunks blasts King Cold, shredding through him, and sending him into a mountain] Aah!
First Frieza...now him! Oh man!
[to himself] Who is this kid?
[King Cold is laying on the ground and Trunks is holding out his hand ready to blast] Wait. You can't. No. Please. I'm defenseless. Please. I'm not bad. My son was evil, but not I. I wanted nothing but peace. I meant you no harm, I swear it. [Trunks blasts King Cold to death] I'm...I'm telling the truth, NO!
Oh, hey, you've got our logo on your jacket. That's my dad's company. Are you one of our employees?
No, not exactly. Just a fan.
Oh I see. Well, tell me your name and I'll recommend you to dad.
I uh...can't do that. I'm sorry, I know it's strange.
Oh...mystery man!
Is his shoe size a secret too?
Yeah! Why can't I have a secret name!? That's not fair! I bet you have a secret spy decoder ring too!
[noticing Trunks is staring at him again while he's wearing the pink shirt Bulma gave him] Why do you keep looking over here? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before? If you like it that much, you can have it.
No, no thank you.
Then knock it off kid!
[Goku arrives in a space pod] Boom! What a landing! I hope he has some air bags in that baby!
Why? To protect the ship from Goku's head?
[after testing Goku by lunging at him with his sword, and Goku blocking with his finger] Man, those same moves turned Frieza into cold cuts.
GGoku
Yeah, well. Your heart just wasn't in it this time.
[about Trunks and Goku talking] Man, for two guys who don't know each other, they sure do have a lot to talk about.
But hey, talking's not bad. It's a lot better than fighting.
Uh...at least he doesn't have his sword out anymore.
Yeah, and your dad put his finger away too.
GGoku
Oh man, gosh. You defeated Frieza in a flash, and yet, from what you're saying, these androids are even stronger than you.
They are. For sure. Hunting me down is one of their favorite hobbies, but it's two against one. There's not much I can do against them except run.
GGoku
Your mother knows me? Am I going to meet her, or do I already know her now?
Now...
GGoku
Oh wow! I know your mom huh!? That's bizarre! Does she live by me or something?
She's standing right there.
GGoku
Aha ha ha ha ha ha! Bulma's your mother!? Aha! ha! [Goku rolls on the ground from laughter]
Hey, Goku! So what did that guy say?
GGoku
Oh, umm...ummm...well, nothing important, really.
That's funny. It all sounded pretty important to me.
GGoku
Really? You heard it all?
My ears do more than just frame my face you know, Goku.
But there's still a few things I'd like to know. For starters, where in the world did you get that absurd looking outfit?
GGoku
It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. [sees Vegeta wearing pink] But at least it's not pink!
Grr...nevermind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway!
Now hold on. I don't remember putting you in charge of this operation.
Are you challenging me Vegeta?
Heh, heh heh!
GGoku
Heh heh! Whoah now...
Don't cross me Vegeta!
Or what?
Yeah Bulma, your idea was good in theory, but maybe you oughta rethink your position on this one.
What are you saying!?
Ahem. [whispering to Bulma] Come here.
Huh?
[whispering to Bulma] What I'm trying to say is...I wanna try and stay on the good side of Vegeta and Piccolo.
Huh?
[whispering to Bulma] I don't know if you've noticed but they, uh...seem to have a hard time controlling their tempers.
Oh.
Hmm...
I get it. You're saying you don't wanna get beaten up.
Gohan, cool it! You're crampin' ma style!
GGoku
Then it's settled! We'll all fight together! [everyone yells yeah]
Look at you, the great general! Rallying his troops, hardly! You look more like a cheerleader.
GGoku
Uh...
It's hopeless. Boys will always be boys.
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