Babidi quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[to Supreme Kai, who is wounded and lying on the ground] What a wonderful day this is! Though I fully plan to rip you into pieces, let me first say thank you. After all, if it weren't for all the incredibly strong fighters you brought me, I wouldn't have been able to bring Majin Buu back to life. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Normally, I'd let one of my slaves do the dirty work, but to show you my appreciation, I think I'll kill you myself. See what a marvelous circle this is? You killed my father and now I kill you! [Supreme Kai twitches] Huh? Eh, forget the circle. Hey Buu, what do ya say you finish off this rat for me like you were supposed to do in the first place! Buu! I'm ordering!

Majin Buu

Ooh! Ordering!

Huh!?

Majin Buu

I have hungry now. Buu eat him now, yes?

Huh!? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's just terrific! Eating him up! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! What an appropriate end! Lost in your belly! Yes! What are you waiting for, Buu!? Eat every single bit of him! Don't even let a strand of his hair escape your gorgeous stomach.

Dabura

Babidi. Don't be such a fool. This Majin Buu creature is far too powerful to be kept under your control for long. If he's allowed to keep reaching into his power, it will only be a matter of time before he destroys you!

Grr...grr...grr...

Dabura

Make the best decision of your life and help me crush him while we can!

Dabura, Dabura, Dabura, Dabura, are you crazy!?

Dabura

Huh!?

There is no us anymore! Don't you understand!? He's been my life ambition and now that he's here, you are nothing!

Dabura

Master Babidi...

Majin Buu

[after Vegeta calls him ugly] He say oogly? What means that, oogly?

Grr...he means your face would frighten small children. Now be quiet!

Hah! So he's alive. That poor fool. It would've been a lot less painful for him if he had just rolled over and died. My Majin Buu is invincible. And now he's going to eat them all up! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Piccolo

That's not gonna happen. What you and that monster have done is unforgivable!

Huh? Who are you? Heh...my what a lovely shade of green you are. Looking good. Who could blame you. After all, you've seen the power of Majin Buu. It figures you'd turn green with envy.

Piccolo

No. I always looked this way. So there's no use in flattering yourself, Babidi.

What? How dare you? You've got some nerve talking to me like that, you insect! Yes, you'd better watch yourself or I'll sic Majin Buu on you next.

Piccolo

Yeah, why don't you call him wizard? I'm sure he'd be glad to see you writhing in agony like the worm you are.

What!? Oh! That does it! You're going to regret every word of that, you!

Piccolo

Call your monster...so he can watch you die!

[Babidi is torn apart and dying] Help me, please...

Piccolo

Help you? Heh. Why should I?

Please.

Piccolo

When you help others, you receive help. When's the last time you used your powers to help someone? I'll bet it's been a while, hasn't it?

Help! Don't lecture me!

Piccolo

You don't like being hurt, do you? But you delight in hurting others. You're right. You don't need a lecture. You need to be exterminated.

No!

[Babidi is torn apart and dying] Majin Buu! Help me! Please!

Majin Buu

Uh oh. You stuck in hole! Hee hee.

You fool! Of course I'm stuck! I only have one arm left and not a leg to speak of!

Majin Buu

Hmm...Buu no help. Buu no can help.

What are you talking about!? I know darn well that you can help me! Now do it!

Majin Buu

Oh! You do first! What happened!? You tell!

What does it matter? Just hurry up and help me, lamebrain! It's not important!

Majin Buu

Yes, yes! Buu want to know now! You tell now! Tell now! Tell now!

Majin Buu! Will you be quiet!? Just get me back to normal!

Majin Buu

Back to normal!? Back to normal!? No! Never normal! Never normal! Can't go back! Can't go back!

Hurry up, Majin Buu! Do you realize what will happen if I die!? If I'm gone, no one will be left to set you free if you get sealed up again!

Majin Buu

Hee hee hee hoo hoo...?

Ah, at last! It looks like I've finally penetrated that rubber head of yours! Grr...now fix me up before I keel over and die!

Snap out of it, you big baby! What's the matter with you!?

Majin Buu

[whining] Buu still hungry.

All those sweets are just empty calories. I've got something more satisfying.

Majin Buu

Aah...what Buu want for eat!? Hmmm...oh, Buu eat too much cake...oh yes...yes! Buu want candy! [Buu fires his ray, turning all the inhabitants of a city into candy and eats them all] Aah...

This is but a small taste of what will happen if you don't surrender. Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Trunks

[telepathically] Babidi! Majin Buu! Can you hear me!? This is Trunks!

And I'm Goten!

So, the two of you have decided to find some courage!

Trunks

No! We've decided to find you! And you don't wanna know what we have in store for that day!

It won't be pretty!

You know, before you get to Capsule Corp., you're going to have to go through me!

Ha ha ha ha! That's a good one! Buu, you heard what he said. Go through him! I suppose he wants to end up just like his friend Vegeta!

Hey! Do you want to go back inside your ball for another million years!?

Majin Buu

Buu stuck back in ball, you go bye bye! He gonna make ya dead!

[to himself] Oh, that's the problem with cronies. No matter how dumb they start off...they all end up trying to think for themselves.

I'm guessing an ascended Super Saiyan isn't much of a challenge for you...so how 'bout I take it up to the next level?

The next level of ascended super-something...oh...oh...what...what's that?

Perhaps you're so terrified that you've begun to hallucinate...is that it?

Perhaps...

[Goku changes to a Super Saiyan] This is a Super Saiyan. And this... [after becoming an ascended Super Saiyan] ...this is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended past a Super Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan two.

Majin Buu

Uhuh Uhuh...

Ho hum. What a useless transformation. You've changed your hair. So what?

Majin Buu

[to Goku, after Goku turns into a Super Saiyan three] Buu not scared. Big hair make you big funny.

Yes, I'm inclined to agree. This super three-whatever you said...it's ridiculous. Majin Buu...I think our friend's in need of a haircut.