Android 18 quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta

[after being punched continuously by Android 19] Just as I thought, you're nothing.

Huh?

Vegeta

Silly robot. Do you really think you have a chance against a Super Saiyan like me? Your brain must be malfunctioning. Fresh out of the factory with no warranty and already broken. What a pity.

Vegeta

What's the matter? You're the one who started this game! And now you don't want to play anymore? You were enjoying yourself before...when you were sucking the life out of Kakarot.

[fearful] Ah...ah...ah...

Vegeta

So I guess it's true after all, androids do experience fear!

[to Vegeta, as Android 19 tries to run away] Enough!

Vegeta

Don't be absurd! It's enough because you're losing! You've come here to destroy us!

Uh...ah...ah...ah...

Vegeta

Fool! You're going to have to finish what you started! Time has run out for you android! [Vegeta takes to the sky and charges a huge blast]

Piccolo

Ah?

Tien

Uh?

Krillin

Man, what power!

Vegeta

Here it comes! A little going away present for you! Aha ha ha ha ha! Aah! [Android 19 is struck by the blast from behind]

Ah...ah...ah...ah! [Android 19's head rolls on the ground]

Vegeta

I only wish there was a junkyard nearby so we could give 'im a proper burial! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

Android 18

I see that you have chosen to become an android...

Yes. Now I have eternal life like you. But we have pressing matters at hand. In the past, the two of you have displayed an unacceptable tendency to disobey my orders. I blame myself for this and the way I programmed you. I have since modified your programming however and I will no longer tolerate insubordination.

Well, Goku's friends are very determined to stop us, but they will not! We will destroy them just as they destroyed Android 19!

Android 19? So you built him after all.

Yes.

I see. But he was of a different design than 18 or myself. He was an energy absorbing model, was he not?

Yes he was.

Android 18

How very interesting.

Huh?

Android 18

And you've chosen that same design for yourself? You thought that an energy absorbing model like 19 would be easier to control?

Yes.

Android 18

And now he's been destroyed...

Grrr...

[after scanning the inactive Android 16] According to this data, I am much stronger than this model is.

It makes no difference.

Hmm...18, go ahead and activate him, now.

I am your creator! You will do as I tell you to do! Stop meddling with Android 16 now! Or I will force you to stop!

Your controller is broken.

Then I will make another.

Android 18

Heh... [Android 18 opens Android 16's capsule release valve]

For the last time, do not release him! [Android 17 slams his arm through Dr. Gero's back and out from his front] Ah...oh...ah...oh...

Tien

Huh?

Krillin

Uh?

Piccolo

Uh...

Vegeta

Augh...

Trunks

Grr...

What have you done? How dare you? Don't you know...I gave you life...and I can take it away! [Android 17 kicks Dr. Gero's head off and the decapitated head bounces and rolls on the ground] Grr...that does it! Now I am mad! [Android 17 crushes what remained of Dr. Gero's head]

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Krillin

Did you see that? He squashed 'im like a bug! [Android 17 moves his finger, calling for Krillin]

Ahem.

Krillin

Vegeta, I think he wants to talk to you.

You with the shiny head, come here.

Krillin

You talkin' ta me?

Uhuh.

Krillin

Yah! No way! Not me!

Heh heh heh heh.

Vegeta

Don't be a coward. Go on. Fight him.

Krillin

All by myself? Come on guys, we're in this together. I'd like to keep my head on my shoulders.

Tien

Don't worry about it. I've got you covered Krillin.

Krillin

[Krillin steps forward with fear and Android 17 steps up] Uh!?

Heh heh heh heh... [Android 17 walks away and Krillin sighs with relief]

Vegeta

It looks like he took pity on you, loser. That's too bad. You're so pathetic! Now he knows you're scared! Next time, he won't show you any mercy at all!

Krillin

What?

Tell me, are all of you Saiyans so full of yourselves? Is Goku like you? Is this the way you try to hide your incompetence. We Androids will always be superior to your kind.

Vegeta

You take that back! You'll regret saying that! You're nothing but a machine made of tin! You're just a bunch of toys made by a crazy old man! And don't forget that tin toys can be broken!

Android 18

16, lets see what you can do. Destroy him.

I refuse.

Vegeta

So, the big guy's not so dumb huh?

Android 18

Ready, little man?

Vegeta

So, it's ladies first, is it? That's fine with me! Now don't expect me to go easy on you! I fight to win!

What do ya say 16, ya up for a fight?

No. I will not fight them.

You won't? Is something wrong with you man? So, you're just gonna stand there like a statue, is that it?

I told you. I will only fight with Goku.

Alright. Have it your way pal. But I suggest you loosen up before you rust.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh. What's the matter? You look a bit ruffled.

Android 18

Yes, well. Looks aren't everything. You fight quite well for being such a little man. It's impressive. Even if you are a Saiyan.

Vegeta

I know. There are very few willing to train as intensely as I did to achieve this kind of power.

Android 18

How sad. To work so hard for...so little.

Vegeta

Sad for you!

Krillin

[about Android 16] What's he doing over there? Why isn't he fighting with the others? He's just standing there like a some kind o' statue. [Android 16 looks at Krillin]

Hmmm...

Krillin

Yah! Huh?

[after Android 17 and Android 18 pummel Trunks and Vegeta to the ground] How curious.

Android 18

Huh?

Vegeta's hair has changed color again.

Android 18

Yes. And that strange glow has faded too. It's the same with this young boy [Trunks]. I don't have any files on him.

Neither do I.

Android 18

I wonder who he is.

Hmph. It doesn't really matter, does it? Whoever he is, he's no threat to us.

[to Krillin] You look scared. Just...relax. You are not the one we're looking for, okay? We want Goku. This one seems to be at a loss for words. Goodbye then. Come on, lets go. Lets go find Goku.

Android 18

And just why didn't you ask him where Goku is?

Don't be ridiculous. Sure we could force him to tell us easily enough. But then we wouldn't get to have the fun of finding Goku ourselves.

Android 18

I see. Hmm...well, bye.

Krillin

Those cold hearted machines! How can they be so calm!?

Android 18

Really, I don't understand why you insist on behaving so foolishly 17.

What's so foolish about wanting to have a little fun? What are you looking at 16?

You two made too much noise. You scared the birds away.

Birds?

Krillin

No, stop!

And, what do you want now?

Krillin

Stop. You guys leave Goku alone. He's sick, he can't fight you now. Goku hasn't done anything to you. Why are you after him?

16 has been programmed to destroy Goku. So that's what we're going to do.

Krillin

Why? You don't have to do that!

We're only following Dr. Gero's master plan.

Krillin

Just listen to yourselves! Did you forget? Dr. Gero is gone! You took care of that!

Yes, I haven't forgotten about that. But this, friend, is a game.

Krillin

What do you mean? This is just a game? Is that all?

That's right. Yes. And finding Goku is a part of the game. That's why we did not ask you where he is.

Krillin

No! Stop this! I beg of you, please don't go after Goku. Please! You don't have to do this!

No. I am programmed to destroy Goku.

There you go, pal. Now if you'll excuse us, we have work to do. Stop worrying about Goku and take care of your other friends. They look like they could use some senzu beans. [Android 18 walks up to Krillin]

Krillin

Uh...ah...ah...ah [Android 18 kisses Krillin on the cheek] Uh...

Android 18

Good luck. Bye.