Your energy level is decreasing with every blow. In fact, you're not even a challenge to me anymore. It wouldn't be fair for me to keep fighting you. I'm satisfied now. Your pride has been torn to shreds. You've challenged and lost to a fighter who is superior to you and to make it worse, he's just a monkey, right? It would be meaningless to fight you now, you're too scared and ashamed. Live with the shock. Keep it bottled up inside you. Silently. Goodbye, Frieza, never do mischief again. May you live the rest of your life in peace.
FFrieza
Peace? Nonsense! Never! I will never...never be defeated! [Frieza throws his disc attack at Goku]
[Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz kneel before Frieza, Zarbon, and Dodoria] Greetings, master Frieza. We have returned from the planet Shikk. Everything was done as you desired. They pledged loyalty to you after only three short days.
FFrieza
Hmm. Did they really? I'm surprised it took so long. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha aha!
FFrieza
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Very well, then. You may go away now.
Huh!? Hey, wait! Is that all you're gonna say to us? [Zarbon and Dodoria step forward]
We just crushed an entire race of people in only three days, and all you can say is...is-
FFrieza
Tell me, Zarbon, how long do you think it would take you to conquer a planet like Shikk?
Well, I imagine one full day would be enough.
FFrieza
Really? A whole day? It is a tiny planet. Aha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha ha!
Grrr....grrr...grrr...grrr...
FFrieza
Is there anything else you'd like to report to me? You do understand I have more significant matters to attend to...
Grrr...you cocky little...grrrr... [Nappa runs at Frieza]
Nappa! [Nappa stops in his tracks and doesn't attack, realizing the futility of his attempt]
FFrieza
Aha ha ha ha ha ha!
Please, excuse us, master Frieza.
[to Frieza, about Vegeta, as Vegeta walks away] What more can you expect...ha ha ha ha...from a monkey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Grrr... [Vegeta keeps walking away]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
FFrieza
Heh. An afterimage, ay? That's a pretty good little trick for a primate.
I don't understand why you call Saiyans by such mindless names. The only thing it does is reveal your own fear and ignorance.
I guess name calling is your only attack. Because you're too weak to challenge me any other way!
FFrieza
[thinking to himself] No one talks to me like that.
[after Frieza is halved by his own disc attack] Though you brought all this on yourself, it's a shame that your life had to end in such a miserable way.
FFrieza
[coughing] Uh...eh...uh...eh...
I wanted to save you, Frieza, but you wouldn't let me. And now you will have to share the fate of the planet Namek, which you yourself destroyed.
FFrieza
[coughing] Uh...eh...eh...eh...eh
I'm tired of fighting. I'm going home. Goodbye, Frieza.
FFrieza
Please...help me...you can't leave me here. You can't let me die like this.
FFrieza
You have to help me. Don't let me die. Please, have mercy.
How many people begged for their lives at your feet, and you killed them anyway? Did you show me mercy when I asked you to spare my best friend Krillin?!
FFrieza
Please, please. Forgive me.
Ha! [Goku gives Frieza some of his own energy]
FFrieza
Uh...eh...eh...huh?
I gave you some of my own energy. You should be able to move. Go and do as you like with it. You're on your own now.
FFrieza
Well, little Saiyan, since you seem to have all of the answers, tell me this. What do you suppose I'll do with this energy?
You told me you could survive without any air, didn't you? Then why don't you go out into space and just drift for a while, that way you'll have plenty of time to think about your defeat.
FFrieza
Well, aren't ya gonna keep running, monkey? Aren't ya? Heh heh heh! Like a little circus chimp! Come one! Come all! See the spectacular chimp in a maze! Where will he run today? You don't have enough time to get back to your spaceship and Vegeta destroyed mine. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. A plea, just for my sake, don't stop running. It's far too entertaining! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's ironic. After all your heroic efforts, you're still going ta die! And I will live on! So much for the awesome power of the legendary Super Saiyan! Can't even beat a dead planet!
Maybe not. But it was enough to beat you, Frieza.
FFrieza
Poor stupid Saiyan! You honestly think you've won? Your puny mind never could understand! I am Frieza, the most powerful being in the universe! And you are nothing but a beast! A fragile animal! You can't win, because I am mighty! And you, are not! Now learn! Learn what happens when you mess with the most powerful being in the universe! [while Goku flies away, Frieza blasts Goku from behind]
Huh? You fool! Ha! [Goku throws back his own blast, which goes through Frieza's and hits Frieza, completely burning his body]
FFrieza
There it is. Planet Earth. Dead ahead. It's only fitting that the Saiyan should call such a puny planet home.
Lets finish this now son. We can destroy the planet from here.
FFrieza
Father, that would spoil all of my fun. I plan to savor my revenge, every little bit.
Well, well. Look. A ship on radar. Seems your Saiyan friend is almost home.
FFrieza
Heh heh heh heh. And when he gets there, he will find everything he has ever known or loved in ruins. Yes. He will know the wrath of Frieza!
Ah yes. I've always so enjoyed the last few quiet moments before laying a planet to waste, but I must say, I'm feeling almost as anxious as you to reach our destination Frieza. I'm quite curious to meet this Saiyan, after all, I've heard so much about him, one could hardly blame me.
FFrieza
[with his cybernetic attachments electrifying] Grr...
Seems something's got your blood boiling, yes son? Uh uh, we mustn't let our tempers get the best of us.
FFrieza
You've got me figured all wrong father. I was just admiring the view. It's simply electrifying, I'd say. Heh heh heh heh.
FFrieza
I will make him suffer for what he did to me! I will make this whole planet suffer!
Yes, do be quick about it, I'd rather not stay too long on this pathetic little mudball, not that I don't just love it here, but I still don't see why we can't simply destroy the planet right now!
FFrieza
You can be absolutely naughty father. It's impressive. And here I've always wondered where I picked up my knack for it.
I take great pride in the fact that I have taught you all the necessary skills of life. Use them well.
FFrieza
Indeed I will. For it just so happens that I have also learned from you the fine art of revenge. Allow me to demonstrate by vaporizing all of the Saiyan's friends one by one. Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha! My! Oh my! Ha! Won't he be surprised when he returns home and finds no one here to welcome him but me!
What a pleasant surprise.
FFrieza
You're right father. This may prove to be a bit more amusing than I had thought.
And now, you two are going down.
Aha ha. One thing is certain. If nothing else, I'd say this little creature is quite the comedian. Aha ha.
FFrieza
Hmmm. He is at that. I'll tell you what kid. Let me give you a piece of advice. He who acquires his skills quickly, is he who is the first to perish.
Listen up! Now I've got one for you Frieza! Know your enemy! You've already made some pretty big assumptions about me, and that's a mistake that's going to cost you dearly!
FFrieza
You insolent brat! You should really learn to control your tongue!
Just destroy him already. We haven't got all day!
FFrieza
Really father! Have some patience! I'm just trying to have a little fun, if you don't mind!
He's right though. You really don't have all day! More like five minutes!
FFrieza
Oh, that's too bad! Heh heh heh heh. And here I made dinner plans!
So I've heard. Well, sorry Frieza. But I'm canceling your date with Goku.
FFrieza
Father, I know you're bored, but please try to keep up.
FFrieza
So I take it you know that worthless Saiyan?
By reputation. But we'll meet soon.
FFrieza
Oh...don't be so certain. Heh.
But I couldn't be more certain Frieza.
Anytime now, Goku will be coming home. And only one of us is going to be here waiting for him. Get it?
FFrieza
Definitely. As it so happens, I was just about to suggest that very thing myself. It's so nice that you and I can finally agree on something, don't you think?
Heh heh heh. For once you're right.
FFrieza
Well, then I guess all that's left is for me to decide just how I'm going to annihilate you.
It's time you understood who I really am! So I'll tell you what. I'm going to let the two of you in on a little secret. You're about to find out what it's like to fight a real Super Saiyan, and I'm not talking about Goku.
FFrieza
Heh heh heh heh. Ya crack me up kid. Ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha ha! I've never met anyone who laid it on quite as thick as you! Aha ha ha ha...huh? [Trunks begins to power up]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...huh?
[after Frieza blasts at Trunks] My, I would say that was all rather anticlimactic, wouldn't you? I mean, the little runt certainly didn't last very long, now did he?
FFrieza
Well, what did you expect? He was only a...a...a... [the smoke clears] monkey?
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