Frieza quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after Krillin dives into water to escape from Frieza] Ah...just what I needed. A little fishing to relax my nerves. I left my fishing rod at home. So I guess I'll have to blast him out!

I suggest you go about your business Namekian. As of yet, I haven't decided to kill you, but I'm real close. Now go before its too late. Please, it would ease my conscience knowing that I spared one of you.

You are quite the comedian, Vegeta. If only the rest of your Saiyan people were around to see the brave prince Vegeta now, huh? But, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...that really doesn't matter, because I've got you cornered like a frightened little mouse. Oh, don't worry, dear prince, I'm going to save you until I've taken care of your little Namek friend.

Well, it looks like the tables have turned again my friend, and this time for the last time. So, are you ready for a taste of your demise? Because it's coming up right now.

[about Gohan] Strange. Where did the little one get all his power? That kid's stronger than any Saiyan I've ever fought. Hmm...I better keep my eye on that one. I wonder who he is. I'm sure I eliminated all the Saiyans except for Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz twenty years ago. How'd he survive? Neither one of those misfits could possibly be his father. No matter. In the end, they all must be exponged anyway.

The time is now. I must crush these miserable Saiyans...because they're like pesky insects. Once you let them get a foothold, they can be hard to wipe out. Best eliminate them now, before they gain momentum.

Now, it's time to pull back the curtain and let the third and final act begin.

Don't worry. The pain will subside after a while.

[while pulling Vegeta by his hair] Vegeta. I must say I'm very disappointed in you. After all that Super Saiyan garbage you were spouting. [Frieza grabs a crab that was climbing on Vegeta's back and eats it] But I thought I should give you a sporting chance. [Frieza begins to ram his hand into Vegeta's back]

While you did put up a good fight, the bottom line Vegeta, is you are just as stupid as those other half-wits. But I can't help you. If you were to pledge your allegiance to me...

[to Vegeta] My, my. What do we have here? A fallen prince. Oh dear. [Frieza stomps on Vegeta's chest] It pains me to see you like this Vegeta. I don't know why, but I still care for you enough to put you out of your misery.

[after knocking Goku into the water] Ah. Flushed down the sewer like the little rat that he is.

[while smacking Goku with his tail] Fool! I made you look! You dirty crook! You stole your mother's pocketbook! And one more for the road!

[while choking Goku with his tail] Oh my, what's the matter, big guy? Did you expect a fairy tale ending? Well, don't lose your head over it. You can't always have it your way. Aha ha ha ha ha...

You're choosing to die instead of joining me? It's a real shame. Heh heh heh heh heh. You Saiyans are really something else. So proud. So obstinate. You're just like Vegeta and Vegeta's father and that radical Bardock. You're all alike. Too stubborn to recognize a good deal. Just like moths, rushing into a flame to die. But what can I do, you leave me no other choice. We could have been so good together.