Vegeta quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Trunks

[after Vegeta asks Trunks to attack him but punches him down] You didn't say you would hit back, dad.

Vegeta

Well, I didn't say I wouldn't hit you, now did I, Trunks?

Vegeta

[after he is told not to turn into a Super Saiyan in order to avoid the journalists] I don't see the problem. When the journalists come, I'll just destroy them!

Vegeta, would you behave yourself?

Are all these people competing?

Vegeta

I say we wipe them all out now.

[after Trunks gets Goten in a stranglehold] Oh man! This does not look good!

Vegeta

Sure it does. If you're rooting for Trunks, that is!

[after Trunks turns into a Super Saiyan and wins the tournament] Trunks too? You mean they're both Super Saiyans? Wow. What's up with this generation?

Vegeta

Aha ha ha ha! Cheer up, Kakarot! There's always next year. Your son put up a good fight, but there can only be one champion.

[Hercule is supposed to have an exhibition match against Trunks] Ha. This isn't going to be much of a fight, you know.

Krillin

Right. You better not blink, or you'll miss it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Trunks is going to pulverize this noisy fool! World Champion? I've known stronger house plants.

[after he eats a lot] Wowee, I'm so full. If I have to fight one of you guys, please don't punch me in the gut!

[to Krillin] You didn't eat anything. You must be on a diet.

Krillin

Believe it or not Gohan, most athletes don't like to stuff themselves before a big match.

Android 18

Hey. We should go check the draw. See who's fighting who.

Vegeta

Well, if I have to fight Kakarot in the first round, the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut.

Aw, man. No mercy.

Vegeta

[to Supreme Kai] I don't know you, and you're telling me what to do? Who do you think you are?

Piccolo

Vegeta, show him some respect. That is no way to be talking to the Supreme Kai.

Krillin

Eh!

Vegeta

Uh!

Ah! I heard stories from King Kai but I thought they were just stories. Shin? You're the Supreme Kai!?

Vegeta

[after Gohan changes into a Super Saiyan in front of Kibito] Ha! Gohan had a lot more power when he fought Cell. I think your son has gone soft in these peaceful times, Kakarot.

You may be right, but he is still the strongest fighter at this tournament. The only question is, will it be enough...?

Vegeta

I know what you're doing, Kakarot! You're trying to skip out on our next match, aren't you?

Vegeta, can't you see that there's something more important going on here?

Vegeta

[Vegeta grabs Goku] You listen! After the next two matches, we are scheduled to fight! And you will fight me! So if you leave, you had better make sure you come back! I only entered this stupid tournament so I could beat you!

Okay, okay. Take it easy, Vegeta. I have to go with the Supreme Kai but I promise I'll put you at the top of my "things to-do list" when I get back. Just try and relax, will ya?

Vegeta

Ohh! You forget, you can only stay for one day in this world!

I guess that slipped my mind, but listen, why don't you come with me?

Piccolo

We're wasting time here.

I never anticipated that Dabura would be here too. I'm afraid that this changes everything.

Vegeta

Surely, the Supreme Kai isn't afraid, is he!?

Hmmm...

Vegeta

Hmph! Fine! You can cower up here behind the rocks if you want! I'll take them on myself if you don't have the stomach for it.

Krillin

I may just let you do that, Vegeta!

Vegeta

[after Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan play rock, paper, scissors to see who fights Pui Pui and Vegeta wins] Ha ha ha. Scissors win.

Oh...I wanted to fight this guy!

Vegeta

Well, sorry you won't get your chance!

Wait, please! You don't really intend to fight him by yourself, do you?

Vegeta

Of course I do! What other way is there?

Ah! Heh Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha! Master Babidi told me to be very careful because your high energy makes you strong and dangerous. But you're nothing but a bunch of morons!

Vegeta

The only moron in this place is Babidi! He didn't investigate this planet very thoroughly, did he? If he had, he'd know that the most powerful fighter alive is standing in front of you!

You!? The most powerful fighter alive? Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! That kind of arrogance would get you killed!

Don't underestimate him. Babidi uses his magic to attract the strongest warriors in the universe.

Hey, calm down. Lets just let Vegeta take it from here, okay?

Huh? Are you sure?

You know, none of you will ever leave here. And every ounce of energy you lose as I pound you will be absorbed by this room. And as the energy is absorbed, it will be channeled directly to Majin Buu.

Vegeta

Well, I guess that's unfortunate then...since you won't be able to hurt me, you won't be able to steal my energy.

Keep dreaming. Before I'm done, I'll do much more than hurt you. When you fight Pui Pui, death is a certainty! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Vegeta

This guy is really annoying. [to Pui Pui] Welcome to the end of your life. And I promise, it's going to hurt!

Grr...

Vegeta

Ready for the pain?

Eheh heh heh heh heh! Welcome...to my home planet! I've won many great battles here, and by now, you've noticed that my planet is very different from yours. [Pui Pui picks up a stone] It's the gravity. Ten times stronger than Earth! Your hopes of winning are falling faster than that stone! You won't leave here alive! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Huh?

Vegeta

Maybe if this was five hundred times gravity you might have an advantage. But ten? I don't even feel it.

Huh!? You're just bluffing! I know you are!

Vegeta

Maybe I am. Hard to tell.

Enough! [Pui Pui attacks Vegeta with a succession of kicks and punches, but Vegeta dodges everything, slams his fist into Pui Pui's gut and kicks him into the debris] Uh?

Vegeta

So do you still think I'm bluffing?

Grr...grr...

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yah! [Pui Pui still angrily runs at Vegeta]

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh. [Vegeta quickly ducks below Pui Pui, placing his arms on his chest and blasting him to death]

Aah!

So I uh...wonder how they're doin' back at the World Martial Arts Tournament...?

I don't know, dad. I mean, we did sorta leave 'em in a bit of a bind.

Vegeta

I would've preferred to fight you there Kakarot...than come to this place. This has been a waste of my time battling these cretins!

Heh heh. I know what you mean, Vegeta. I was looking forward to dukin' it out in the ring with my dad, too.

Oh, yeah! I'm ready for the both of you! Anytime! Anywhere!

[to himself] These Saiyans are impossible. They enjoy the thrill of a challenge so much that they ignore the dangers of fighting. Reckless!

Vegeta

Where are they!? Sleeping!?

After those moves you and dad showed off at the last two stages, you probably scared them off.

I hope they don't all run away. You haven't even had your turn.