Pan
I don't understand why you're doing all this, Baby. It's not right. My dad never hurt you. Or my mom. My family and friends had nothing to do with your planet being destroyed. It was the Saiyans. Not us. Please. Just stop. I won't let you hurt my grandpa!
(as a Great Ape) And just how are you going to stop me, you silly little insect!?
Pan
I can't stand what you are, Baby! All you do is hate! And hurt!
Why so glum? You should be proud of the way you handled that match, Majuub.
Pan
Thanks for letting my gramps win. I know it means the world to him.
It...wasn't like that. Buu came to me and explained why I should let him win.
It's no use being modest Majuub, we can see right through you. (everyone waves bye to Majuub and leaves)
He told me Mister Satan is...the world's hero.
Pan
(after capturing and holding Dr. Gero in a grip from behind) Tell him to stop that android from attacking right now!
Pan
I've heard every word you've said, including the orders to kill Vegeta! Now if you don't tell Super Android 17 to stand down, I'll make you wish you were back in Hell!
Stop messing around, little girl! Why don't you go find some dolls to play with before you get yourself hurt! Come on! Give up before I really get angry!
Giru, giru, giru! (Giru points a mini-machine gun at Dr. Gero's face)
Pan
That's not a toy doctor! So tell that no-good android to stop!
Okay! I'll do it! Seventeen! Halt your attack! Do not attack Vegeta! That's an order! (Super Android 17 turns around and points his arm at Dr. Gero) What does he think he's doing? (Super Android 17 charges a blast) Don't! Don't you dare do it, Seventeen! I am your maker!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You actually think you are in control?
Are you blind? I re-programmed Seventeen to only obey orders from me. I thought for sure you would have noticed, but you're too stupid for that!
What!? So you've been against me the whole time!? Myuu, you dirty traitor!
Your ambition to conquer the Earth is inadequate at best. As long as this Super Android 17 is around, conquering the entire galaxy is not some dream, it's a reality! Seventeen can no longer be considered a simple artificial human being with immense powers. He has been reborn by me, as the ultimate machine mutant.
So you're going to betray me again...my number Seventeen...?
Pan
Wait a minute! He's about to shoot that at us!
Do it! (Super Android 17 blasts at Dr. Gero, resulting in Pan dodging the blast and Dr. Gero being destroyed by it)
No! Not like this! Ahhhhh!!!
Kicking a shadow dragon in the head is not a wise thing to do! I know all about you Goku. And a power such as yours is no match for the great Haze Shenron!
Uh, sir...with all due respect, you don't seem that strong to me.
Oh, is that so? Well, I've been watching you for many years, and frankly, you don't know what you're getting yourself into!
Pan
We don't...?
What's this we stuff? I wasn't talking to you, you silly little girl. (begins making cute faces) Big bad Pan. Don't hurt me please. I'll never laugh at your bandana again. What are you gonna do? Dress me up like a baby doll?
Pan
Alright, that's it! Hand over the Dragon Ball or you're really gonna get it!
I wasn't born yesterday. Actually, I was born today, but I still know why you want the Dragon Balls.
Pan
Yeah?
It's simple. You want to wish for the things you obviously don't have...good taste, clothes that fit, a little height.
Heh heh heh heh. I've been anticipating your arrival, Goku. My name is Rage Shenron and I want to congratulate you on the defeat of Haze Shenron, even though he is easily the weakest among the shadow dragons.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You really need to ask...? With the abilities I wield, you'll come to know me as the most densely powerful of all the seven dragons.
Okay, I hate to be the one to tell you this but...you don't look it.
Pan
But grandpa, my mother always told me this saying when I was a kid...never judge a book by its cover.
Ha ha. Your granddaughter is very smart. You should listen to her.
You must be the creep that has our Dragon Ball.
I can't believe a little boy could talk like that. You may call me Oceanus Shenron, commander of the water and the air.
That may be, but you exist only because we overused the Dragon Balls. Right?
I hardly think that matters now.
But it does matter. Because you wouldn't even be here if it weren't for us. In a way, we gave you life, so you owe it to us to tell us what wish it was.
IT WAS THE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!
Pan
Did she say underwear? [begins to blush]
Oh yeah, I remember. Oolong did that. It was our very first wish and it was a funny one too. Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm very aware of the stupid inane wish that gave me life, but don't even think for a second that you can laugh at me and not suffer the consequences!
Aha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That really was a stupid wish.
Pan
Okay...that's enough. It's really not that funny.
And with that Goku, I will enjoy burying you with my own two hands. Now die!
Pan
Whoah, you're a weird one. We've been fighting battle after battle with all of the other dragons, trying to get the Dragon Balls back. Aren't you clued into anything? Oh man! This is irritating.
Well, sorry. I'm not much of a fighter.
Pan
Fine. Then why don't you just hand it over?
Cause it's mine and I don't want to.
That's right! I am not going to watch you destroy everything!
Heh, heh, heh! We got you good!
What do you think you're doing?! I gave you an ample amount of negative energy enough to power you for a lifetime!
There are other types of energy out there! Just as strong!
Pan
It must've been when Grandpa swallowed the Dragonball. Some of his positive energy transferred over to Nuova.
You were right about Nuova Shenron, Father. I bet Goku has had this planned out all along. Hmm.
For once, he thought with his head instead of his stomach.