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S2 E5

Doug · Season 2, Episode 5

Doug and Patti in “Doug Battles the Rulemeister / Doug's a Genius”

[looking at Patti's painting] Maybe if you put a little more snow on top, and a couple more trees...

Huh??

...Or you can leave the trees off if you want. It's a perfectly beautiful mountain just like it is.

I-I-it's not a mountain, Doug. It's my grandmother!

Huh? [examines painting more closely and notices the peak of the mountain is actually an old woman's head] Well, of course. Heh heh. Just a little... art joke, Patti.

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