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S10 E1

Doctor Who · Season 10, Episode 1

First Doctor, Second Doctor and others in “The Three Doctors”

FDFirst Doctor

[As he appears on the TARDIS's television screen] Ah, there you are! I seem to be stuck up here. [He examines the Second and Third Doctors.] So you're my replacements. [They smile at him.] Humph. A dandy and a clown. [They appear insulted.] Have you done anything?

Uh, well we've assessed the situation-

FDFirst Doctor

Just as I thought! [Chuckles] Nothing.

TDThird Doctor

Well it's not easy you know.

It's not as if we know what that stuff is.

TDThird Doctor

No.

FDFirst Doctor

Then I'll tell you. It's a time bridge.

It's a what?

TDThird Doctor

I see!

FDFirst Doctor

Now what's a bridge for, eh?

Well. Um.

TDThird Doctor

Crossing?

FDFirst Doctor

Right! So now dilly-dallying and cross it.

No! No wait!

TDThird Doctor

You faded him again!

I did not fade him. You saw him!

TDThird Doctor

Yes, you certainly did.

I hate to ask, but who was that?

STSecond and Third Doctor

Me [The Doctors look at each other] Me!

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