Doctor Who quotes

Ross, just one question: If UNIT think that ATMOS is dodgy...

How come we've got it in the jeeps? Tell me about it. They're fitted as standard on all government vehicles. Can't get rid of them until we prove something's wrong.

Turn right.

Drives me around the bend.

[noticing they are indeed driving around a bend] Oh, nice one!

Timed that perfectly!

Donna, do they know where you are? I mean, your family, that you're travelling with the Doctor?

Not really, although my granddad sort of waved us off. I didn't have time to explain.

You just left him behind?

Yeah.

I didn't tell my family. I kept it all so secret, and it almost destroyed them.

In what way?

They ended up imprisoned. They were tortured, my mum, my dad, my sister. It wasn't the Doctor's fault, but you need to be careful, because you know the Doctor's wonderful and he's brilliant, but he's like fire. Stand too close, and people get burned.

[seeing the Sontarans] My God... they're like trolls!

Yeah, loving the diplomacy, thanks. So, tell me, General Staal, since when did you lot become cowards?

How dare you!

Oh, that's diplomacy?!

Doctor, you impugn my honour!

Yeah, I'm really glad you didn't say "belittle", 'cos then I'd have a field day. But poison gas? That's the weapon of a coward, and you know it. Staal, you could blast this planet out of the sky, and yet you're sitting up above watching it die! Where's the fight in that, where's the honour?! Or... are you lot planning something else? Because this isn't normal Sontaran warfare. What are you lot up to?

A general would be unwise to reveal his strategy to the opposing forces.

[grinning] Ah, the war's not going so well, then! Losing, are we?

Such a suggestion is impossible!

What war?

The war between the Sontarans and the Rutans. It's been raging, far out in the stars, for fifty thousand years. Fifty thousand years of bloodshed. And for what?!

For victory! Sontar-ha! Sontar-ha! [the other Sontarans join his chanting]

Give me a break... [changes the channel to a cartoon]

The planet is going nuclear! I admire them; the bravery of idiots is bravery nonetheless!

[as the UNIT forces flee the factory] This isn't war! This is sport! [chuckles]

Latest firing stock. What do you think, Doctor?

[wearing a gas mask] Are you my mummy?

[annoyed] If you could concentrate...!

[having trouble speaking] My heart... is getting slower.

[apologetic] There's nothing I can do.

In your mind you've got so many plans. There's so much that you want to do.

And I will. "Never do tomorrow what you can do today," my mum says, "'Cos—

[finishing the quote] —"'Cos you never know how long you've got, Martha Jones... all that life..."

I don't know where we're going, but my old hand's very excited about it!

I thought that was some bloody alien thing! You're telling me it's yours?!

Well...

It got cut off. He grew a new one!

You are completely impossible!

Not impossible. Just a bit unlikely.

It's taken a tissue sample, and extrapolated it. Some kind of accelerator?

Are you alright?

Well that, that's just... [Jenny appears out of the machine]

[handing Jenny a weapon] Arm yourself.

Where did she come from?

From me.

From you? How? Who is she?

Well, she's... Well, she's my daughter.

[smiling] Hello, Dad. [cocks gun]

[to Jenny, about the Doctor] He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.

You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up "genocide". You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read "Over my dead body".

I never would. Have you got that? I... never... would. When you start this new world, this world of Human and Hath, remember that. Make the foundation of this society a man who never would!

[Stepping out of the TARDIS] Ah! Smell that air! Grass and lemonade! And a little bit of mint. Just a hint of mint. Must be the 1920s.

You can tell what year it is just by smelling?

Oh, yeah.

Or, maybe, that big vintage car coming up the drive gave it away.

It's a murder, a mystery and Agatha Christie!

So? Happens to me all the time.

I know but isn't that a bit weird? Agatha Christie didn't walk around surrounded by murders, not really. That's like meeting Charles Dickens surrounded by ghosts at Christmas!

Well...

Oh come on! It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy! Could we? Noddy's not real—is he? Tell me there's no Noddy!

There's no Noddy.

There's a giant... wasp!

What do you mean, a giant wasp?

I mean a wasp... that's GIANT!

[amused] It's only a silly little insect!

When I say "giant", I don't mean "big". I mean "FLIPPIN' ENORMOUS"!