Jenny quotes from Doctor Who

The only reason I joined the Clerics was so I could meet the Doctor again.

You wanted to meet him, so you joined an army to fight him?

Well, how else do you meet a great warrior?

He's not a warrior.

Then why is he called the Doctor?

[to Martha] Tell me then, Jones. With hands like those, how can you tell when something's clean? [Baines and Hutchinson laugh and leave]

That's very funny, sir.

Careful, now. Don't answer back.

I'd answer back with my bucket over his head.

It's taken a tissue sample, and extrapolated it. Some kind of accelerator?

Are you alright?

Well that, that's just... [Jenny appears out of the machine]

[handing Jenny a weapon] Arm yourself.

Where did she come from?

From me.

From you? How? Who is she?

Well, she's... Well, she's my daughter.

[smiling] Hello, Dad. [cocks gun]

Who invented this room?!

Doctor, please, you have to lie down.

It doesn't make sense. Look, it's only got a bed in it. Why is there only a bed in it?

Because it's a bedroom. It's for sleeping in.

Okay, what do you do when you're awake?

You leave the room.

So you've got a whole room for not being awake in? But what's the point? You're just missing the room.