Rose Tyler quotes from Doctor Who

Where're we off to?

Ed Sullivan TV studios. Elvis did "Hound Dog" on one of the shows, there were loads of complaints. Bit of luck, we'll just catch it.

And that would be TV studios in... what, New York?

That's the one.

Ha ha! Dig that New York vibe.

Well, this could still be New York. I mean, this looks very New York to me. Sort of a London-y New York, mind you, but...

[talking about the TARDIS] I don't know what is wrong with her, she's sort of... queasy, indigestion... like she didn't want to land.

[deadpan] Well if you think that's gonna be trouble, we can always get back inside and go somewhere else.

I've trapped you here.

[sarcastically] Oh, don't worry about me. [There is a rumble overhead.] Okay... we're under a black hole... on a planet which shouldn't exist, with no way out. Right, I've changed my mind, start worrying about me.

[serving food] Would you like sauce with that?

I'll have a go, yeah. I did that job once, I was a... a dinner lady. Not that I'm calling you a lady. Although, I don't know, you might be... Do you actually get paid, though? Do they give you money?

The Beast and his armies shall rise from the Pit to make war against God.

[shocked] I'm sorry?

[taps translator ball] Apologies. I said, "I hope you enjoy your meal."

[possessed by the Beast for the last time] I AM THE RAGE AND THE BILE AND THE FEROCITY! I AM THE PRINCE AND THE FOOL AND THE AGONY! I AM THE SIN AND THE FEAR AND THE DARKNESS! [opens his mouth and breathes fire]

What is he?! What the HELL is he?!

I SHALL NEVER DIE! THE THOUGHT OF ME IS FOREVER; IN THE BLEEDING HEARTS OF MEN, IN THEIR VANITY AND OBSESSION AND LUST! NOTHING SHALL EVER DESTROY ME! NOTHING!

[aiming a yellow-stripped Boltgun] Go to Hell. [Rose fires at the ship viewscreen, causing it to suck Toby (and the Beast) out of the ship and into the black hole]

But Doctor, what did you find down there? That creature, what was it?

I don't know. Never did decipher that writing. But that's good! Day I know everything? Might as well stop.

What do you think it was, really?

I think... we beat it. That's good enough for me.

[Upon appearing from the TARDIS. To Elton.] Someone wants a word with you.

[angrily] You upset my mum!

[glances at the Abzorbaloff] Great big absorbing creature from outer space, and you're having a go at me?

No one upsets my mum.

Is it me, or is he a bit... Slitheen?

Not from Raxacoricofallapatorius, are you?

No! I'm not! They're swine! I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet.

Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?

Clom.

[taken aback] Clom?

Clom, yes. And I'll return there victorious, once I possess your travelling machine.

Well, that's never going to happen.

Oh, it will! You'll surrender yourself to me, Doctor, [points at Elton] or this one dies. See, I've read about you, Doctor. I've studied you. So passionate, so sweet - you wouldn't let an innocent man die! And I'll absorb him unless you give yourself to me!

Sweet? Maybe. Passionate? I suppose. But don't ever mistake that for nice.

You know what, they keep trying to split us up, but they never, ever will.

Never say never, ever.

Nah, we'll always be all right, you and me. Don't you think? Doctor?

Something in the air. Something's coming. A storm's approaching...

(voice-over) Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. The first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end.

[with Rose on an alien planet] How long are you going to stay with me?

Forever.

(voice-over) Well, that's what I thought. But then came the Army of Ghosts. Then came Torchwood and the war. That's when it all ended. This is the story of how I died.

This male registers as enemy.

The female's heartbeat has increased!

[wryly] Yeah, tell me about it.

Identify him!

All right then. You really want to know? That's the Doctor.

Five million Cybermen? Easy. One Doctor? Now you're scared.

Where are you?

Inside the TARDIS. There's one tiny little gap in the universe left, just about to close. And it takes a lot of power to send this projection; I'm in orbit around a supernova. I'm burning up a sun, just to say goodbye.

Rose Tyler. Defender of the Earth. You're dead, officially, back home. So many people died that day, and you've gone missing. You're on a list of the dead. Here you are, living a life day after day. The one adventure I can never have.

(breaking down) Am I ever gonna see you again?

You can't.

What are you gonna do?

Oh, I've got the TARDIS. Same old life, last of the Time Lords.

On your own?

I... I love you.

Quite right, too. And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it... Rose Tyler...

Just remember: when you get to the junction, change the car's direction by one minute past ten.

How do I do that?

That's up to you.

Well, I just have to run up to myself and have a good argument.

I'd like to see that!

[cradling the Doctor] I've got you. I missed you. Look, it's me, Doctor!

[weakened and in pain] Rose! Long time, no see!

Yeah, well, I've been busy, you know...