“The Impossible Planet” quotes from Doctor Who

[talking about the TARDIS] I don't know what is wrong with her, she's sort of... queasy, indigestion... like she didn't want to land.

[deadpan] Well if you think that's gonna be trouble, we can always get back inside and go somewhere else.

I've trapped you here.

[sarcastically] Oh, don't worry about me. [There is a rumble overhead.] Okay... we're under a black hole... on a planet which shouldn't exist, with no way out. Right, I've changed my mind, start worrying about me.

[serving food] Would you like sauce with that?

I'll have a go, yeah. I did that job once, I was a... a dinner lady. Not that I'm calling you a lady. Although, I don't know, you might be... Do you actually get paid, though? Do they give you money?

The Beast and his armies shall rise from the Pit to make war against God.

[shocked] I'm sorry?

[taps translator ball] Apologies. I said, "I hope you enjoy your meal."

Well, we've come this far, there's no turning back.

Oh, come on! Did you have to? "No turning back", that's almost as bad as "Nothing could possibly go wrong", or "This is gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!"

[frustrated] Have you finished?

Yeah. Finished.