ELElf Leader
For centuries, no elf has ever left Elfwood.
SSpeako
Except Leavo.
ELElf Leader
Speak no more of Leavo, Speako!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
BBecky
The bonding has begun. It could take weeks or even years.
CCloyd
We'll need chairs.
BBecky
Dark chairs.
[Elfo prepares to leave Elfwood]
ELElf Leader
Elfo, no! It is forbidden!
SSuperviso
I don't know why we keep that lever there.
I am a demon.
[muffled] You're a demon?!
That's right. In fact, your personal demon. Get used to it, 'cause you are stuck with me for all eter... [Bean spits him across the room, where he hits the wall and rolls down it like a Wacky WallWalker] ... nity.
Pops, uh, I'm just kicking back with my new... cat.
Me?
[Bean kicks him]
Meow. That's what cats say, right?
I'm not here to answer cat questions.
[He kicks Luci away]
Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.
I'm gonna have to kill him or something.
Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh.
Fire doesn't hurt demons, you're only hurting Bean!
BJBig Jo
Exactly. Once the flesh is burned away, the demon is revealed. Flesh burn, demon return!
Dude, she needs her flesh. Great... You're gonna make ME be the good guy? Ugh, I hate that.
[With a yell, Luci regurgitated himself out of Bean's mouth. He uses his entire body to extinguish the flames.]
[panting] I saved your life, Now I can go back to ruining it. [Luci is suddenly sucked into one of Big Jo's bottles] GYAH!--:
BJBig Jo
Gotcha.
Agh! You can't do this, man! I want my lawyer!
You'll be amazed how much fun I am on my own. [Bean puts flower in the basket] [chuckles] That's not a daisy.
What?
[chuckles] You put a dandelion in the daisy basket.
So?
So, we're making a daisy chain, not a dandelion chain. Why even bother to call it a daisy chain if you're just gonna... [crying] Oh, God. I'm so sorry! I lied! I'm not really fun. The pressure... it just got to me! [gasps] And then the pressure to sustain the lie? Oh, God, it was a nightmare!
MMan
Things get confusing in a world with occasional magic and curses. While I am a fan of such worlds, I just feel some more clearly set out rules for what can and cannot happen would help us... [He gets shot with an arrow. A non-talking one]
[after Elfo comes between her and Sven] What is your problem, man? This weekend was my one chance at freedom, and you ruined it, just like my dad. [She walks out the door] You are just a little, green Zøg.
No, wait! I was just trying to control you... Ohhh. Well, it's not like your dad is entirely... Ohhh. Well, at least he... Ohhh...
Stop! Nobody fries my dad.
H1Hillbilly #1
Yeah? Which one of y'all gonna stop us? Skinny girl? Kitty cat? Gross baby?
[Chuckles at Luci] He called you a gross baby!
AAttendant
[Sees the drunken bodies of the trio, thinking they're corpses] So tragically young [throws Bean in cart] So tragically small [throws Elfo in cart] Eh... This thing had it comin'! [grabs Luci by his tail and throws him in the cart]
PMPrince Merkimer
I never had to stoop to kindness or charm. But now those things are gone and so are the ladies. So, tell me why the damsels flock to you, someone far more repulsive than yours porkly.
I would love to give you some great advice, BUT IT WILL COME AT A GREAT COST! Occasionally I get to ride you like a horse.
Entertainment is just a tool that pacifies the masses, and leads to the decay and ultimate collapse of civilization... let's clap along!
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