King Zøg quotes from Disenchantment

King Zøg

The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.

Bean

Pops, uh, I'm just kicking back with my new... cat.

Luci

Me?

Luci

Meow. That's what cats say, right?

King Zøg

I'm not here to answer cat questions.

King Zøg

I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women.

Bean

Yes?

King Zøg

I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can.

Bean

Oh, good. You're still up.

King Zøg

I'm always up. I haven't been able to sleep for weeks. They say turkey helps, but I took two and nothin'

Zøg

[as the cart rolls out of the castle] Hey, Pendergast, it's getting stuffy in here. [No reply] Let's go, already. [He sees Pendergast's decapitated head on a spike] Pendergast...? What are you doing up on that pole? [He exclaims as the horrible realization dawns on him that Pendergast has been killed, and he's being taken away by someone else. He pounds on the coffin] Open it up! Help! Help! Help!! Where are you taking me? Whaddaya doin'?! The wagon wheels are so spooky on the cobblestone. I don't like that sound no more. I used to but now I don't. [The cart enters the Pauper's Graveyard] Aw, come on! What's goin' on? [The coffin is pushed into a grave. The hooded figure begins to shovel dirt on the coffin, obscuring Zøg's view] Hey! Whaddaya doin'? You just gonna leave me in here? You're not gonna say nothin'? [The figure brushes the dirt away, and reveals itself to be the Arch Druidess]

Shaddap. [She laughs maniacally, then shovels the dirt back onto the coffin]