GGarbageman
Well in that case he'll need the help of someone who is incapable of sympathy; someone so cynical that the suffering of others is nothing but a source of cheap entertainment.
Oh alright - I'll go.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hey, hi.
PPHB
What an odd-looking people.
It's us! From work!
Remember?
PPHB
If only I spoke your language. Do you know where the pool is? The POOL? Swimmy swimmy?
PPHB
Ignorant wogs.
Shouldn't there be a guard-rail around that?
Guard-rail? Haha, what is this, an amusement park?
You can't put babies to work on an assembly line!
These are not babies. They are toddlers.
Are those people dead?
Technically, yes. But that's no excuse. Get to work you lazy corpse!
If you're going to change anything you're gonna have to organise.
EWElbonian Worker
Now you've lost us.
EDElbonian Dictator
You will be read your rights, given a fair trial, then executed. On second thought, since we have no rights, and we have no courts, let's go to the execution.
That's outrageous. Idiots shouldn't have money.
Hold it - were you just reading a book?
Are you bonkers - what makes you think that?
My own eyes.
Hardly a reliable source.
I just saw you!
Insider trading is illegal - you could go to jail!
PPHB
Wally I'll need you to review the RFP for the BGA project before the IOC meeting.
Well that has alibi written all over it. Are you in?
I thought you were supposed to buy when the stock is down.
Have I ever lied to you?
About a thousand times.
You don't have to throw it in my face.
Who died and made you the Dalai Lama?
You do whatever you want. Me - I'm cashing out.
You plan to retire?
Retire? From what? I don't do anything now except surf the net - why should I pay for that? Besides, I really like the coffee here.
SStockholder
You two are going to fit right in here, and I'm referring of course only to Wally.
I could sue you both for making this a hostile workplace.
Ten minutes ago you beat a man senseless.
He was senseless before I beat him.
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