Wally quotes from Dilbert

Wally

Who died and made you the Dalai Lama?

Dilbert

I told them at the rollout meeting that anthrax was a bacteria, not a herb!

Wally

No you didn't!

Dilbert

Well, I was thinking it pretty hard!

Dilbert

To save time, I've hired a consultant to help us find a name for our next product.

Loud Howard

He doesn't look like any consultant I've ever seen!

Loud Howard

Uh, I-I take it back!

Dogbert

Anyone else want a piece of me?

Dogbert

As you probably know, all the good product names have been trademarked by companies who are competent.

Wally

Competent? How are we going to compete with that?

Dilbert

Do you think the guy who invented the mouse pad started with the name? What's a mouse pad?

Wally

Heheh, feminine protection for mice.

Wally

Hey Bob, how's it going?

Wally. [walks off with Alice]

Dilbert

That's your name.

Wally

There's no call for bitterness.

Dilbert

Hold it - were you just reading a book?

Wally

Are you bonkers - what makes you think that?

Dilbert

My own eyes.

Wally

Hardly a reliable source.

Dilbert

I just saw you!

Dilbert

Insider trading is illegal - you could go to jail!

Wally I'll need you to review the RFP for the BGA project before the IOC meeting.

Wally

Well that has alibi written all over it. Are you in?

Wally

You do whatever you want. Me - I'm cashing out.

Dilbert

You plan to retire?

Wally

Retire? From what? I don't do anything now except surf the net - why should I pay for that? Besides, I really like the coffee here.