Alice quotes from Dilbert

Alice

She's making me think of sex at the same time I see you naked. Now I've got Dilbert and sex in the same part of my brain! Ow! Ow! Ow! Get it out!

Dilbert

Lena's team is so big you could get lost in the crowd and never have to lift a finger.

Alice

They might get the big raises and party atmosphere, but they'll never know the satisfaction that comes from really hard work.

Dilbert

You could have worded that better.

Alice

Team Lena is going down!

Dilbert

Must one person's triumph be another's humiliation?

Alice

Of course.

Dilbert

Hey, hi.

What an odd-looking people.

Alice

It's us! From work!

Dilbert

Remember?

If only I spoke your language. Do you know where the pool is? The POOL? Swimmy swimmy?

Ignorant wogs.

Alice

You can't put babies to work on an assembly line!

These are not babies. They are toddlers.

Alice

I could sue you both for making this a hostile workplace.

Dilbert

Ten minutes ago you beat a man senseless.

Alice

He was senseless before I beat him.