PHB quotes from Dilbert

At this time it gives me great pleasure to do this.

Their sacrifices are a inspiration to us all — not to mention the cost-savings that go directly to the bottom line.

Secondly, we've stocked the first aid kits with these new wonder-drugs — placebos [pronounced plah-see-bos].

Well, there's no point in killing a dead horse.

Dilbert

You mean there's no point in beating a dead horse.

Why would anyone beat a dead horse?

Dilbert

Why would anyone kill a dead horse?

Maybe it kicked ya.

Dilbert

It's dead!

And so is every customer who has used our flagship product!

Walter is good with these name things. He just named his baby.

How is Walter Jr?

She's fine, thanks for asking.

Ah, am I late?

Right on time sir.

Oh, in that case, I've got time to make some phone calls. [leaves]

That is so rude.

Look, I've worked very hard seeing the Gruntmaster 6000 through to this final phase of testing and I just want to say how proud I am of myself. Now if we can just get rid of that junk on the field maybe we can start the tests..

Dilbert

Uh, that's the Gruntmaster 6000.

Really? It's so big.

Dilbert

Just out of curiosity, how often does an asteroid hit an exercise machine?

A comet hit my Stairmaster - that's why I don't exercise anymore!

Dilbert

Hey, hi.

What an odd-looking people.

Alice

It's us! From work!

Dilbert

Remember?

If only I spoke your language. Do you know where the pool is? The POOL? Swimmy swimmy?

Ignorant wogs.

Dilbert

Insider trading is illegal - you could go to jail!

Wally I'll need you to review the RFP for the BGA project before the IOC meeting.

Wally

Well that has alibi written all over it. Are you in?

Loud Howard

I, I cough, cough I've lost my voice!

Sorry son, I couldn't hear you! Mhm, mhm, mhm.